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My godddd

And I just know those were $30 a piece my god

H*gh as hell on the way to our fav neighborhood burger spot and the Girl Scouts parked their cookie stand right outside those little bitches got me right where I live damn

Now which one of you bitches let me get so drunk tonight what the hell.

Arm. 😌

Thank youuuu

Me on a yoga mat at the gym, taking a selfie in the mirror

hi from jim

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NOBODY WARNED ME ABOUT THE DONALD TRUMP JUMP SCARE IN SEASON 2 OF SEX AND THE CITY?????

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Good morning Scottie!! 😤

I’ve been low on protein powder for a while so I’ve been using Conor’s post-gym while I wait to buy more and this shit is vile I can’t believe he lives like this.

tytysm

Yes. I’m 5 eps in to season 1 for the first time.

Wait turns out Sex and the City so good??

lol goodnight sweet prince

@thomcb88.bsky.social what dat throat do?

No truly from the opening of Ameriican Requiem I get so hype every time like my god it’s genius.

Come upstairs!

Selfie of me in the gym mirror with weights and machines in the background. I’m flipping my middle finger. Teehee.

Whole gym to myself for my entire lift god loves f*gs!!!!!

Regular step-ups onto said soapbox is actually how he got the ass in question

My godddd 😮‍💨

See now the way I had originally written that exact joke but didn’t want to be out here doing too much before 9 AM!!

There’s something about backwards that looks better but I can’t quite put my finger on it… 🤔

Can’t believe I’m alive at the same time as Beyoncé lmao thank GOD

lol YES

Landscape designer coming to our house soon (in a snowstorm lmao) to help us plan for a new patio and landscape design this summer and I’m so excited but so terrified for how much this is about to cost. 😅

Omg I started doing a couple of his workouts and hard agree!

I must say I agree!!

ok I guess