Emily Gorcenski

ok fine, bluesky go ahead and hire me as ceo

queer but painfully boring: yawn-binary

Flowers taped to the Cville downtown post office wall with text that reads: In Memory of Richard Underwood. Any contributions (cash only) can be dropped off at Tuel Jewelers (Mall 319). Deadline April 1st. Thank you - Underwood Family

Some sad news. The nice man living quietly outside next to the downtown Cville post office, Richard Underwood, has passed. I know I would have wondered what happened if he were suddenly gone, hence the post. He was always kind and overly polite every time I spoke with him. RIP, Richard.

sounds like heat shield rattling. near the transmission. only happens at very low torque and rpms (like when accelerating slowly in a residential area)

reading jeep forums to try to diagnose what might be causing rattling at low rpms and am dismayed to discover that the space of potential rattles that i am not yet experiencing is essentially infinite

I finished reading Charlottesville by Deborah Baker

I still wonder if A12 marks the dawn of the wicked or the twilight of the good.

assuming your primary actually involves voters and not some weird shit where the team that does the funkiest dance on the south side of the gymnasium wins or some shit

this person won the primary, but are they electable?

well i dare say they are probably more electable than the person who lost it

Poll: Primary voters prize ideology over electability as their parties get low marks A higher share of Democratic voters than Republican voters prioritize backing primary candidates who can win, but poll respondents say it's complicated.

"electability" is such a dumb concept. if you win an election, you are by definition able to win an election.

hear me out: drone cages like on tanks, but on tankers

Claude and OpenAI being used to guide a war that leads to their own demise would be in some dark way extremely funny

why can’t tankers simply go really fast and four wheel drift around the strait of hormuz

Unreal Tournament

Same vibes

I was pleased to discover on this trip that my Niederlassungserlaubnis is still valid enough that I can use the EU citizen line in Germany

Anyways, I have once again transgenderly crossed the US border without a hint of friction or difficulty, save for the minor baggage delay and lack of Global Entry.

In continuing proof that the universe rewards complaining, my bag appeared as soon as I hit submit

I’d be out of here 30 minutes ago if Lufthansa didn’t make me check my bag for no good reason

Baggage handling at IAD is approaching 2022 FlughafenChaos at BER levels of incompetence

I am loathe to tell people what not do without giving them some useful advice for what they should do instead. If you are relying on Proton for "secure email" please read my security 101 guide for what to do instead and the limitations of all these tools hashman.ca/security-101/

The goal is not to distract it is to overwhelm

A firm tofu, tricolor tortellini, and a veg or two of your choice, anything works. A little seasoning—Penzey’s Fox Point is my go-to, and maybe some chili flakes if you like the heat.

Tofu tortellini stir fry

Mate, you said she has “no connection whatsoever to canada.”

I don’t really care about any of the other moral points in this debate but someone who has emigrated to another country and lived for many years with her spouse from said country certainly has more than a passing connection.

My tips: disable seeing quote posts in your feed, only see notifications from followers.

The Long Game

She literally lives in Canada.

Screenshot of Cyd Mobile in action with options for what to delete

We're about to release @cyd.social for iPhone and Android, making it easy to backup and delete your Bluesky data, except for what you want to keep!

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He sucks so much

The good ol’ “the video footage for that critical time window was corrupted by a technical error” trick