Trump: I'm bored. It's done
Khamenei Jr & co: is it fuck. This is ushering in the Mahdi
American Evangelicals: nope. We're bringing Jesus back
Netanyahu: I feel Greater Israel should be inaugurated with a nuke on Tehran
Pakistan: hope Tel Aviv enjoys glowing in the dark
12.03.2026 00:58
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I need old man in yellow closure.
11.03.2026 13:45
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Top tier special forces are likely within Iran right now, helping to guide airstrikes, etc.
If American soldiers have been captured, I doubt they would be regular army.
08.03.2026 01:04
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This sounds exactly like Rumsfeld wanting to control Afghanistan with a few special forces teams.
06.03.2026 23:40
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My thumbs have gone weird
06.03.2026 20:57
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I mean, they sent Shaheds to Russia early on, but them provided them with the means for manufacture in Russia.
04.03.2026 23:21
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MAGA faction 1: we should rule the entire planet and take whatever we want
MAGA faction 2: we should rule the entire planet, but not have anything to do with the rest of it
MAGA faction 3: Jesus will rule the planet with an iron, American fist after Armageddon
04.03.2026 16:19
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Spanish air traffic controller here (civilian, but military ATCs coordinate with us).
No plane is gonna enter our airspace without clearance to do so, less so land on Spanish airports (at least not peacefully).
Cutting trade with Spain only pushes us toward other global markets, not good for the US.
03.03.2026 19:20
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Love that he's also saying "doesn't matter if Spain isn't letting us use their runways. We'll use them anyway."
This is what he's actually saying to reporters. And none of them are like...."sir, have you taken all your required medication today?"
03.03.2026 19:48
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03.03.2026 19:42
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"The objectives are clear"
(Please note that the objectives are subject to change. Terms and conditions apply)
03.03.2026 18:55
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Hyperintensive, regional military procedure, not war.
03.03.2026 12:02
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This is a bloke who likely believes that Napoleon campaigning in the Russian winter, was a "chad move."
02.03.2026 13:38
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Russia: special military operation, not war
America: hyperintensive military procedure, not war
02.03.2026 13:34
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When the interceptors run out, and the Iranians are still launching missiles and drones in large numbers, these idiots will probably flip a coin between troops on the ground and tactical nukes...
02.03.2026 13:31
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Newspapers could print entire columns entirely composed of "bibble, bibble, paaaaaaah, bibble, cluck, cluck, cluck, reepydeepybibbleclop," and readers would immediately assume it's Trump being interviewed.
02.03.2026 11:17
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Vassalage and oil dependency in my country (the UK).
France & Germany are intertwined to a lesser degree.
No doubt all parties above know this could spin out of control rapidly and aside from economic interest, some measure of sanity is needed via involvement.
Fuck Trump & Netanyahu.
02.03.2026 10:45
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This is what it is, to be an oil-dependent vassal state.
02.03.2026 10:39
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See also: Martians who invade a Victorian Britain. They possess technology that is hundreds or even thousands of years more advanced than the Penny Farthing. Are no doubt fully aware of germ theory.
But...
02.03.2026 09:47
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Lordy.
Any mention of WMDs in there? ๐ฌ
01.03.2026 22:21
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The Lemonheads - Big Gay Heart (Official Video)
YouTube video by firerecords
youtu.be/gNVaurofGNw?...
28.02.2026 21:30
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I watched the whole thing. Absolutely manic. Honestly couldn't look away.
28.02.2026 21:28
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Not really, but at least they made the effort to bullshit the UN into submission.
28.02.2026 21:26
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Oh lord, he's putting on his serious face
28.02.2026 21:25
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Not so long ago, situations like this were eased by professional US diplomats, armed with proficiency in the local languages and vast amounts of knowledge on the region.
Now, if Trump sends anybody at all, it'll likely be a 24yr old Reddit troll, who got a job with Trump by complimenting his hair.
27.02.2026 14:58
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I wish Starmer had been different. I wanted him to succeed.
14yrs of Tory rule (the latter half dominated by absolute chaos) wrecked the country. Radical solutions were required. A vision.
A continuation of the status-quo with minor tweaks, accompanied by bizarre attempts to court fascists?
Nope.
27.02.2026 14:18
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As discussed in here the problem with Labour attacking Reform and Greens as two sides of extremism is that Labour and Green voters are very similar in their views.
And the big majority of Labour voters would be willing to join a coalition with Greens, when almost none would with Reform.
27.02.2026 12:30
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Seems like he is going to be leaving these shores for the Facist States of Trumplandia, permanently.
As if the poor buggers don't have enough bellends to deal with already.
Mind you, I'm sure he'll be back to monetise a riot or two.
27.02.2026 11:59
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