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What a delightfully throwback east-west movement plot.

12.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of people online seem to approach non-autistic people as if they mostly operate on the same level as a moderately smart dog.

12.03.2026 01:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hear me out:

Cervelli should be the manager of the Yankees

12.03.2026 01:33 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Maybe we even get a FARTSLAM

12.03.2026 01:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vladito has become such a Toronto fixture in my head that I legitimately forgot he wasn't playing for Team Canada.

12.03.2026 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Signaling virtue is good, actually, imho

12.03.2026 01:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there's one thing Kash Patel's FBI excels at, it's locating missing retirees, they'll find him in no time.

12.03.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shifting away from militarism and racism by endorsing the Blackwater guy with the nazi tattoo

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Only like 60% joking

12.03.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oil about to drop back to $80/barrel on this assurance

12.03.2026 01:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jorge Posada (Honorary)

12.03.2026 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very much something to be said for the fact that Team USA has rejected this truth.

12.03.2026 01:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This interview with the great @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social was a "wow" moment for me. Thanks, New York Times and David Marchese.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/m...

I couldn't help noticing the question that seemed the most Times-like to me.

11.03.2026 14:48 👍 3207 🔁 834 💬 62 📌 52

I need Italy to show up with a full machine next WBC though, I wanna watch Vinnie Pasquantino frantically weighing out and pulling a shot as Cags rounds the bases.

12.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opera, espresso, fancy jacket, little kisses - Team Italy is winning because they've embraced a philosophy of nice treats.

11.03.2026 23:55 👍 407 🔁 57 💬 4 📌 2
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Canada ADVANCE to the quarterfinals of the WBC for the first time in history after taking down Cuba in their final game! 🇨🇦

11.03.2026 22:19 👍 290 🔁 66 💬 11 📌 26

James Paxton coming out of retirement to throw 96 mph in relief for Team Canada and help them advance for the first time in the World Baseball Classic is pretty damn cool

11.03.2026 22:20 👍 201 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 8

So I can more easily pick up and park bikes when I want to...

11.03.2026 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s pretty funny to me that the one WBC team that has sorta felt like they were cosplaying military valor by infinitely brow-furrowing is the one that goofed the rules so bad they might be eliminated.

Meanwhile everyone else is just having the time of their life. Glee. Heartbreak. Pure sport

11.03.2026 20:17 👍 186 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 5

The WBC is one of the most Dudes Rock events of all time.

11.03.2026 21:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo from the 2024 Republican National Convention where people are holding "Mass Deportation NOW!" signs.

Photo from the 2024 Republican National Convention where people are holding "Mass Deportation NOW!" signs.

Axios

Scoop: Scoop: White House tells House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations

March 10, 2026

Axios Scoop: Scoop: White House tells House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations March 10, 2026

Shot. Chaser.

10.03.2026 20:16 👍 86 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 7
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Vinnie Pasquantino of Team Italy: WHERES THE FUCKIN WINE

11.03.2026 12:59 👍 325 🔁 62 💬 9 📌 55

They need to like, double the size of every citibike dock area in Greenpoint and LIC.

11.03.2026 13:11 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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The US Is Counting Traffic Deaths Wrong By emphasizing the number of people killed per mile rather than deaths per capita, traffic safety groups risk normalizing the factors that make American roads so deadly.

Americans drive a lot more than people in other rich countries.

If we didn’t drive so much, we wouldn’t die in so many crashes.

It’s a simple point, but one that NHTSA, traffic engineers, and many road safety org’s have yet to learn.

Me, in Bloomberg 🧵

11.03.2026 12:00 👍 455 🔁 113 💬 13 📌 16
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11.03.2026 12:15 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Navy's Avenger Class Mine Hunters Have Left The Middle East For Good The last four Avengers in Bahrain were carried off on a heavy lift vessel at a time of crisis, where mining the Persian Gulf could come into play.

they decommissioned their minesweepers two months ago

www.twz.com/sea/navys-av...

11.03.2026 01:44 👍 50 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 4
11.03.2026 01:50 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The US is losing because Goldschmidt is in the lineup. The Yankees must internalize this fact before it is too late.

11.03.2026 01:45 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

Bluesky.txt

11.03.2026 01:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a leather jacket is yelling at another man in a white shirt Alt: Several Sopranos celebrating
11.03.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0