Luisa

no. definitely fucked that one up.

the fun thing about a two party system in america is the two parties will get into it about "the right way to protest" immigration policy abuses but neither party will actually do anything to address the immigration policy abuses

beach body? i'm just focusing on sitting up straight this year, maybe standing up straight if i work hard

Wasteful to spend tens of millions of dollars on creating a left wing Joe Rogan when the money could instead be spent on using MKUltra techniques to turn Joe Rogan into a communist

yes

you know that no one said “fire!” before guns were invented? so like whenever they say “fire” in some medieval archery battle i’m like wtf man, who wrote this garbage

my brother came over and made watch standup comedy. i can't believe i used to be like this

keep a tally!! we're on day five!!

recently mounted a tv using double-sided tape and the men in my life are all doubtful/jealous, yet it continues to hold

you guys seen this car commercial that's from the point of view of a tv writer who learned so much in their writers room that they now understand having a car that tells their story? we need a term for jumping the shark that jumped the shark already

i see you trying to make me love cops, copaganda, but it's not working !!

everyone thinks media is geared towards them specifically BUT I’m watching Law & Order Organized Crime and Stabler's breaking up a sex trafficking ring fed by a trucking company owned by Dov Davidoff and they're trying to save a sex worker called Sad Eyes whose real name is Luisa Diaz (close enough)

The reason people butcher the things they do about Marxism is because they don’t want to have to admit an economic upheaval of society is necessary to end class based exploitation

What I see when women tell me they didn’t know love or meaning until they had children.

worst way to see art tbh

good for everyone selling out stadiums and sorry to everyone selling out stadiums :(

at a concert just seething with criticism

last night i drunkenly texted myself in lieu of tweeting: "having kids in 2025 is exactly like buying a purebred pup from a breeder in 2025" and i'm blown away my own drunk insight

saw a dress on insta, bought it on temu, went to a wedding in california, made 3 friends based on their recognition of the dress due to their algorithm overlapping with mine, five stars (relatively speaking)

got a drastic haircut, have 4 days to figure out how to style it before it's cemented in family wedding photos for all eternity or the length of the marriage, whichever comes last

excited for you all to know who howard lutnick is now so i can talk about how bobby axelrod, the fictional character in Billions, is loosely based on lutnick combined with the "long/staten island guy with firefighter family" archetype & i can bring every convo back to 9/11 as god intended

One of the main reasons Austin, TX is truly lost. People underestimate the podbro circuit when it comes to political sway, but its been happening since Legion of Skanks in NYC and when Rogan and Creek & the Cave moved to town it was over. Right-wing comedy has made Austin a MAGA influencer hellhole.

weird how not a single streaming service has figured out how to surface the next new episode of a series i've been watching for 6-12 years

I don’t wallow in despair, but sometimes I take a soothing dip

weather is getting nicer, almost out of excuses for not leaving the house, oh no

Smirk cat

Never discoursing again. I will just be silly now

like DAMN, you don't care about MARS?? you wanna be an ISOLATIONIST? who is gonna save VENUS if not us with our perfect technologies & excellent morality ???

being anti-space travel is literally being an "earth first" conservative, smdh