oops, master tempo was off. that's why shit was sounding weird during beat matching
11.03.2026 05:40
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oops, master tempo was off. that's why shit was sounding weird during beat matching
id tease you, but if my car didnt have a feature that auto unlocked the car if i accidentally lock the keys inside, well… haha… lets just say id be spending much more on locksmiths
hope for this surgery is the *only* thing keeping me going
if it doesn't happen…..
i'm scared and i want to give up
this process shows you who your family is
and i've had a few very disappointing surprises, and i don't think those connections will ever fully come back from being totally absent on this one
ngl, i've got a couple of real ones who i love dearly, but i dont have family that's safe to go to for this, and few things have made me feel more on my own than trying to get post surgical support for myself
namo guanshiyin pusa
lmao, tacos are a great option in a pinch then!
also now i'm craving the avgolemono & kebab combo from the mediterranean place from my old sf neighborhood 😅
i *really* wanna say "tacos" or something, but i know better
back when i first lived in sf there was a vietnamese restaurant with really good pho down the street from me
also, id guess there's probably some kinda greek or other mediterranean spot around in ny, which can just hit really good sometimes
but, like, let's be real: if there's one thing we should be entitled to call in favors for, even if it's messy, even if there's some awkwardness between us, it's fucking transition care
and you can see it as a good opportunity to attempt repair, or you can avoid it
praying the people who can be there are enough… i'm scared as shit there'll be gaps
give me this. i get to be bitter about this one.
nothing like needing the kind of support people actually need to be physically present for to show you who's family and who's two faced
perfect plan. no notes.
ok, but how funny would it be if pussy were my #1 word and boys my #2?
omfg sara!!!
i think mine's just gonna be "my pussy"
that's kinda gonna be my whole personality for a bit 🙂↕️
what's the opposite of gay panic, because…
shit i need a boyfriend
remember - stay sexy, and only get raped if u wanna
omg i really am bi lol lmao
ngl, they're kinda hot.
literally half my age, buuuut…
3 dudes next to me at the bar spontaneously breaking out into "nightman" from always sunny, and fuck i love when dudes are being guys
"doc, gimme the latest bottom surgery technique"
"PPT? PPV?"
"Nah, PM." (Panini Maker)
putting my dick in a panini maker in solidarity
free cassie, cowards
it can take any type of cylinder and turn it into any kind of strip
it's a versatile device which can flatten anything you put your mind to
