Johannes T. Evans

frank, a tall fat white man, wearing a fourth of july costume suit - a stars and stripes top hat; a blue open tail coat with red and white striped lapels, a blue and white striped bowtie, red and white striped trousers, and a white waistcoat decorated with blue and white stars

several series of ER ago i used to enjoy seeing the terrible american flag tie that normally appeared on paediatric consultants show up on the front desk clerks, and at the same time looking disgustedly at the american flag nursing scrubs

but. WOW! look at frank today!

2 panel comic Panel 1 is titled “Client Feedback (2012) Red Guy sits at his desk typing on his laptop. There is a bubble on the right hand side of the panel showing his screen. A small text panel says “and the”. There is an arrow pointing to the bottom of the words with a correction box that reads: “Text is slightly misaligned. Please fix” Panel 2 is titled “Client feedback (2026) Red Guy is slouched on chair typing into his phone. His phone screen shows a panel of text that is complete gibberish. This time the correction reads “not alphabet but who give a fuck”

client feedback in the GenAI era

"you've got a very posh accent!"

"i'm from south wales, just from close to the border so we sound more gloucester."

audibly disappointed, "oh."

met my cleaner's sister who is going to take over for her when she goes on maternity in a few months, and as bertie looks ADORINGLY at them, going "yeah, the cat on the other side of the flat is myrtle. we thought she didn't like strangers but it's just women apparently, she's a misogynist. sorry."

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This Substar thing will, once again, result in artists being forced to pivot, "clean up" our profiles / galleries, and find new ways to keep the bills paid. Please be kind to those affected!

We have to keep complaining:
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With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:

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don't worry, man. it gets harder <----- affirming the dilf im fucking before his viagra kicks in

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

watercolor painting of episode 7 "down neck" of the sopranos

watercolor painting of episode 3 "Denial, Anger, Acceptance" of the sopranos

watercolor painting of episode 4 "meadowlands" of the sopranos

watercolor painting of episode 5 "college" of the sopranos

gouache is soooooo hard. watercolor is marginally easier

beer me

Now and then i sleep on my side and one of them still tries to sleep on top of my ass but have to sort of balance on it, and i don't think they realise how lucky they are

If i was a back-sleeper they'd never be able to use my ass as a cat bed at all

Given that both my cats like to sleep on top of the blanket between my legs, often using my admittedly generous ass as a pillow to lay their little heads on or to make biscuits on, they are so fucking lucky i sleep on my front 70% of the time

Fudjdisis Yeah sometimes its Fine for them to have toilet lap time and other times Um Kids,,,,, Not Now

And its like. Baby i love you too but i am not in the mood to kiss and pet and love anything or anybody right now. I am Busy and it is Gross and i don't have the clean hands or the space to evict you at this time

And that's fine bc a lot of it is just sat on your phone waiting, but then on the occasion that you are having a genuinely Bad bathroom time, it is too late to kick the bastard cat out, and she's mrrping and looking up at you lovingly and begging you to kiss her and pet her and love her

Sometimes when you have a chronic illness, you spend A Lot of time in the bathroom. And whatever. That's life. And if you also have pets, given the amount of bathroom time that takes up your life, and especially if your bathroom door is awkward to close, you just let them in

But in the meantime bc it's obviously chilly in the bedroom i just did a makeshift canopy over the bed with a big fleece blanket and pegged it to the beam, just to keep out the chill a bit

And the cats are so freaked out. They're walking back and forth like?? Why has this blanket become the sky???

Bc my windows are awkward as fuck to open bc they're a hundred years old, we normally have them closed through the winter and only open them in spring, and when we opened them this time we broke the latch

No big deal, i just need to get a glazier in, and we can get a better latch system anyway

Custody Arrangements - Chapter 4 - DictionaryWrites - The Pitt (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

just a short one: dana chews robby out; dennis checks in with trinity

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I hate a bury your gays plotline so much but especially in ER knowing that they just killed sandy specifically so they can do a plotline with the rest of the family kidnapping kerry's son is so 🤢

Like i knew it was coming as soon as they had the entire family fucking show up

Just saw an S3 blooper from ER where wyle goes "oy... wait no," and laughs, "as if john carter would say oy!" 😭 so cute

"Uh huh, and you're more grown than he is - grown enough to fucking know better. This isn't the fucking nineties, you can't be feeling up the R1s and fucking with their heads."

"I'm not fucking with his head!"

"What about Santos'?"

"I. That's..."

"Uh huh. That's what I fucking thought."

"Are you fucking kidding me!? Kid ain't got enough problems without his goddamn attending harassing him!?"

"I am not harassing him, it's--"

"Oh no? It's not harassment? You want me to bring up one of those stupid fucking seminar quizzes, get you the--"

"He's a grown man."

To find out that Robby is coping with his issues not by fucking some random woman in the hospital - too young for him, wanting something more than he's offering, whatever. Dirtbag behaviour but what the Hell, they're big girls, they can make their own mistakes

To???? His STUDENT?

Genuinely really excited for Dana, who has been working so Hard to work through her trauma in healthy ways and to protect her juniors even more bc she's angry at how the hospital put her at risk, and she doesn't want any of her nurses to accept those risks of or abuses as normal or acceptable

I am the caked-up white boy of legend