Haley

I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses.

Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed

I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose.

Ok abolition but not for people who wear flip flops

bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please

hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST.

I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖

Tudor portrait of Thomas Coningsby from the National Portrait Gallery, London. He stands in a landscape and holds a falconry lure. Among the inscriptions on the panel is the word indisiplinable with the L squeezed in as an afterthought above.

L
become INDISIPINABILE
^

I do and also I have thought this is too lmaooo

let's gooo

stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge

I hope no one I know sees this

You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same

Beep it so I know it works

I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that.

Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT!

The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases.

Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do!

cuuuuuuute

Look I did it. I got pho for lunch.

I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about

Where's Isabella of France and Roger Mortimer when you need them? That's all I'm saying.

When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance?????????

here's the thing: I don't want to

I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems

L O L. LMAO even!

We are looking at a lion carved onto the top of a wooden tankard. The lion has seen things which haunt its dreams but it's making the best of it by striding forward with its tongue out and its curly tail waving.

When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride.

I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater.

Great day to be a hater tbh