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Charlotte Not-Sanguine

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Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they. Newly obsessed with Hazbin Hotel, which is reminding me I love musicals.

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Bill Kurtis retires from 'Wait Wait...' NPR quiz show after 12-year run The 85-year-old former CBS anchorman will lend his sonorous, familiar voice to a final show on May 23.

News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May.

chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...

11.03.2026 12:39 👍 1883 🔁 188 💬 106 📌 44

Ok, I take it back. This is, in fact, the best response:

www.businessinsider.com/florsheim-tr...

11.03.2026 16:13 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

A complaint & petty annoyance vampire: I do, in fact, drink *whine*.

11.03.2026 14:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

11.03.2026 04:36 👍 2242 🔁 189 💬 4 📌 0

Too much normal human behavior for them to emulate!

11.03.2026 13:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

& they throw the shoes at his coffin & finally he has some sole(s).

11.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This Texas City Shows How Not to Manage Water Corpus Christi, Texas, is about to run dangerously short of water, a development nobody saw coming aside from all the people who have seen it coming for decades.

Corpus Christi was already low on water when it invited water-guzzling fossil-fuel industries to take whatever it had left. It’s a familiar example of exactly how not to prepare for a hotter world

Gift link to my column for @opinion.bloomberg.com

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

11.03.2026 13:14 👍 46 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 6
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It's a screencap of Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine aka DS9 played by René Auberjonois he is a Shape shifting security chief on Deep Space Nine and he  states to someone " I'm always suspicious of people-"

It's a screencap of Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine aka DS9 played by René Auberjonois he is a Shape shifting security chief on Deep Space Nine and he states to someone " I'm always suspicious of people-"

And he continues with "-who are eager to help a police officer."

And he continues with "-who are eager to help a police officer."

10.03.2026 19:01 👍 323 🔁 94 💬 4 📌 7

“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.

What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.

26.09.2024 20:09 👍 2928 🔁 1272 💬 20 📌 32
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Pope Leo XIV’s Vatican newspaper is the only publication in the Western world to run the photograph of 150 Iranian girls' graves — killed in President Trump's military strikes — on its front page.

09.03.2026 20:23 👍 953 🔁 403 💬 7 📌 12

Another One Bites the Dust. :)

11.03.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, damn, how I could forget that one! Adding!

11.03.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminds me I need to work on my playlist some more.

11.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ye
GADS

Twin fountains! Spectacular.

11.03.2026 02:34 👍 182 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 1

I think one tacnuke would clear it out nicely. Pay no attention to the radiation & fallout.

11.03.2026 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never get in an opponent's way when they are making a mistake. Do not do them the favor of mitigating their mistake. OMFG. WTF.

11.03.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Decent folks pay.

11.03.2026 01:03 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sure I will!

10.03.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hollywood copaganda told multiple generations that bad guys were constantly “getting away with it” because evil DAs got key evidence thrown out or similar “trickery.”

This really needs a longer thread, but the short answer for why we have those rules? Nothing else made cops follow the law. Nothing.

09.03.2026 22:14 👍 223 🔁 56 💬 3 📌 3

Purchased! The vibe I need right now.

10.03.2026 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Grammarly sucks, pass it on.

10.03.2026 23:04 👍 83 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 0

Outrageous bullshit.

10.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only a depressed country could. Or a manic on.

10.03.2026 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 6711 🔁 1310 💬 51 📌 0

As I’m lactose intolerant, I always choose chaos.

10.03.2026 19:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Resisted the urge to suggest the Simple Sabotage Manual during a work meeting today about emotional support. Having the tools of effective sabotage available at all times helps build agency.

10.03.2026 18:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With great irresponsibility, feckless power.

10.03.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odd how they were strolling about with explosives.

10.03.2026 15:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Laptops are built to go into danger& that is what they shall do.

10.03.2026 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0