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I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media

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I listened last night and @iwriteok.bsky.social was sitting on that fucking bombshell for 3 hours. I screamed Sophie screamed Gabe screamed we all screamed

12.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Outdated intel likely led to deadly U.S. strike on Iranian elementary school, sources say The munition could have hit the school because old intelligence showed it to be a military target, according to four sources familiar with a U.S. military probe's preliminary findings.

Somehow, this story keeps getting worse:

"The ongoing investigation has so far found that the munition did not go off target, but rather hit the school because old intelligence showed it to be a military target, the four sources said."

www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/o...

11.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 11

oh wow it's like Iran and Venezuela are two wildly different countries whose governments respond very differently when attacked

12.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1095 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4
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Epstein files linked to Donald Trump's Iran War, most voters say A new poll finds majority of participants believe the Epstein files are at least partly behind Trump's war with Iran.

"The majority of likely voters believe President Donald Trump launched the war on Iran at least in part to distract from the Jeffrey Epstein files, according to a new poll." www.newsweek.com/epstein-file...

12.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 19
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I meant untested in combat as you well know, but the actual process of developing this mission package was far from smooth

share.google/SQOZCVsCxlpT...

12.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

last weekend i canned enough goat barbacoa with adobo to kill every living German

12.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 645 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

we could've ended World War 2 in a month with this knowledge

12.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1438 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 3

BREAKING: ABC News, citing sources: The United States is facing difficulty evacuating its personnel from facilities under bombardment in Iraq

11.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1073 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 159

i think that's exactly what would scare sherman

12.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

grant would be frightened too, but the existence of even harder liquors would keep his mind steady

11.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

"what do you mean people don't really use the word 'score' to mean that anymore? how does sex factor into anything here?"

11.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you brought back grant and sherman today it would take them about 4 hours to dismantle our current military command structure (grant would drink hegseth into a coma, Sherman would spend most of that time shrieking in horror at the existence of airplanes)

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1060 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 2

When pondering β€œlethality,” this quote from Sherman in 1865 comes to mind:

β€œWar means success by any and every means; it is not fighting alone. Bulls do that, and bears, and all beasts, but men attain objects by intellect, and the introduction of physical power, moved upon strategic points."

11.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 946 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7

don't worry, the U.S. is fully capable of removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz, we didn't just decommission out last mine- sweepers in the area and replace them with Littoral Combat Ships (the worst boats in the fleet by wide agreement) with untested mine interdiction upgrades

11.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 1121 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 3
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Uh oh

H/t @horadam.bsky.social

11.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 23
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Idiot plot

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 3504 πŸ” 817 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 51

β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 7867 πŸ” 2258 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 147

that's nonsense

09.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suicides increased fivefold when adolescents on the waitlist were told they would be permanently waitlisted.

45 kids and untold relatives of these kids are now grieving.

And still they are like, but wait, we don't have enough evidence.

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 813 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 3643 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 10
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Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran - bellingcat New video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) facility in Minab, Iran, on Feb 28, showing for the first time that the US struck the area. The footag...

Bellingcat analysis makes a strong case that a US tomahawk hit that girl's school in Iran, contrary to U.S. government claims

www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

09.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1324 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 10

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 19335 πŸ” 4849 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 141

That is because they were NOT with the counter, despite Tisch initially describing them as counterprotestors. They ran up and threw an IED, failed to throw another.

Media is saying ISIS with reason: As one was picked up following arrest, he said β€œBy God’s will, the Islamic State remains.”

08.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

Failed to add context here: This phrase is an ISIS slogan.

This situation does not smell like a hoax or an op. It does smell like teens radicalized online and groomed into wanting to commit a legitimate act of terrorism on behalf of ISIS.

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5
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March 8, 2026 - Tehran at sunrise today. But the sun is hidden behind a sky filled with smoke. After a night of intensive strikes on oil facilities, thick black clouds now hang over the city, turning morning into something that feels like night.

08.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 2366 πŸ” 1119 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 304

the U.S. military has been undermanned for years, we are absolutely unready for any kind of meaningful conflict. i imagine the regime will back out before they try to force a draft. it would not go well for them.

08.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1518 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 8

The quote skeets and replies are blaming Republicans for the lack of literacy and I must once again tap my sign that the Democrats and Democrat-leaning institutions were primarily the ones responsible for nonsense whole language reading instruction curriculum like three-cueing.

08.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

When I watched a smiling Lionel Messi applauding Trump’s cartoon villain bloodlust, I thought about Muhammad Ali going on international television to deliver his poem condemning the Attica prison massacre, telling the world that fascists would never conquer the human spirit.

08.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1217 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

07.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 6406 πŸ” 1249 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 39

these are in fact legal targets in wartime

07.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1869 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 3