Johnny Downtown

Truth.

A genius post.

Ding ding ding !!!

Yeah—I’m not out there proselytizing like a street preacher or a vegan at McDonalds, confronting absolute strangers. 😛 But if asked will tell.

I wasn’t anonymous when I was active alcoholic. It wasn’t a secret towards the end. Lol. So I decided very early on in my recovery not to be shy or reluctant to admit that I was in recovery. Whatever works.

You’re a real one. I appreciate your being out loud and proud about it. Keep a goin’ brother.

Mourning Wood.

Good one.

You’re a racist, sexist, nazi enthusiast. We get it.

Oh, it’s real. And it’s kind of underwhelming.

Poor little fella. Are you ok?

“Ain’t no use in looking down…
There’s no DoorDash on the ground…”

This is a non sequitur.

Lol

I have moots with this person for some reason.

Won’t somebody think of the poor Russians?!

Sir, I would kindly direct you to documentary evidence of the Bionic Man and Woman, both of whom were real. Doubtless the designs for such wonders have improved exponentially since the 1970s. We have the technology.

Holy shit! I never knew this.

So here’s an old folk rhyme thing that we used to do:

You finish an apple and the shout “Apple core”

Then someone yells “Baltimore”

Then you say “Who’s your friend?”

You then hurl the core at whoever’s name gets called.

Anyone else know if this?

*Polish them a little

Fascinating. I, on the other hand, “polish” a little them on my shirt sleeve or pant leg before I take a bite. I guess I picked up the practice from watching an old movie when I was a kid. It somehow kills any possible poisons?

You like living on the edge.

Isn’t there enough strife in the world as it is?!?!?! And now you’ve started a flame war!?!!!!

Not yet. It’s on my list though.

Amusing. There are some interesting twists.

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BITCH THESE MUTHERFUCKERS STOLE THE FUCKIN ELECTION FROM JASMINE CROCKETT AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WHITE FUCKIN LIBERALS TRYNA SAY SHE WASNT QUALIFIED?!??!?

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Jesus. He needs to retire to
Feet Island and never be heard from again.

I heard we’re in for atmospheric river nonsense. Dang.