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26F, Accountant | Anti-AI | Probably Good at Your Favorite Card Game | https://linktr.ee/chloeaster

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Hearing some REALLY banger song from a musical and going to check out the rest of it and it's ALL good and then you check it's a concept album or a one off production and you'll never be able to watch it is maybe the worst feeling in the known universe

13.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

publicly financed elections now

13.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 601 ๐Ÿ” 121 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A bust-up screenshot of a male Miqo'te in beastmaster gear. His clothing consists of white furs, metal accessories, and leather straps. Colorful marbled embellishments accentuate his chest and shoulders. Text reads Beastmaster. Development screenshots are subject to change.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A bust-up screenshot of a male Miqo'te in beastmaster gear. His clothing consists of white furs, metal accessories, and leather straps. Colorful marbled embellishments accentuate his chest and shoulders. Text reads Beastmaster. Development screenshots are subject to change.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a male Hyur in beastmaster gear walking and smiling alongside a goobbue. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a male Hyur in beastmaster gear walking and smiling alongside a goobbue. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a male Hyur in beastmaster gear fighting alongside a behemoth, which is summoning a meteor above a party of cloaked, humanoid enemies. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a male Hyur in beastmaster gear fighting alongside a behemoth, which is summoning a meteor above a party of cloaked, humanoid enemies. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a table-top board game-style battle mode in Final Fantasy 14 for the beastmaster job. A figure representing the player character stands at the start, facing a branching path of circular platforms, above which are images representing monsters and treasure. The arena floor is a map motif, and the surrounds are decorated with scattered figurines of monsters, coins, and bright gems. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 91. A screenshot of a table-top board game-style battle mode in Final Fantasy 14 for the beastmaster job. A figure representing the player character stands at the start, facing a branching path of circular platforms, above which are images representing monsters and treasure. The arena floor is a map motif, and the surrounds are decorated with scattered figurines of monsters, coins, and bright gems. Development screenshots are subject to change. Content and specifications may change without notice.

Introducing a new limited job: ๐Ÿพ Beastmaster ๐Ÿพ

Set to arrive in the Patch 7.5x series!

13.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 872 ๐Ÿ” 255 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

Going to be testing this moving forward, cut Kristya/Asmo/Rivalry for 3 Purulia. Going first fuwas come out for solemn + 2 crown, going second can take out Ashes, Sanct, Superbia, CBTG, Talents, and a Gulgolet for whatever board stuff is good for the matchup.

13.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts -
Kristya is actually ass. Every time I sided it in, going for it either lost me the game or put me in a really bad spot. Loses to too much, too high investment, and bricky. Post Lahamu it def comes back in but until then I think it's actively bad. Having Superbia today was very nice.

13.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

R4 vs. Branded 0-2 (๐ŸŽฒL)(๐Ÿ†L)

G1 full board uninterrupted, fuwa draw for turn helped push but couldn't stick enough bodies to play the game.

G2 I could have won this, I drew VERY poorly but I went for a greedy ixchel instead of a gulgata and had nothing to send for rebellion so I died to droplet.

13.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R3 vs. VSK9 2-0 (๐ŸŽฒW)(๐Ÿ†W)

G1 set up the FULL FULL ostinato line, 15 trillion interactions. He scooped to conceal

G2 he bricked, NS Izuna DiFi pass. Pank beat Difi, orange light + Hyperion beat Lupis. Had a second live orange light in hand the whole time, unbeatable hand

13.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R2 vs. VSK9 2-1 (๐ŸŽฒL)(๐Ÿ†W)

G1 he full vsk9 combod me. I could have broken the board if he didnt handrip my contact with werewolf since I could have extra searched morningstar.

G2 He drolled me, I set 2 pass. Crown Razen ended his turn, killed on crackback.

G3 He bricked, set 1 pass. Easy lethal

13.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R1 vs. Yummy Pure 2-1 (๐ŸŽฒW)(๐Ÿ†W)

G1 Drew Droplet Crown CBTG 2 Darklord traps and got ran over

G2 Kristya got CBTGd and he still couldnt out a 5k towers

G3 Opponent didn't draw a yummy monster and I ran him over through his non engine

13.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Locals 3/12/26

Back at it with darklord melodious

13.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: โ€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?โ€ with an evil grin.

My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: โ€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?โ€ with an evil grin.

Discourse demon

11.03.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5683 ๐Ÿ” 1453 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 5529 ๐Ÿ” 2385 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

one thing you start to sense when you patiently sift thru the wartime fog and online disinformation to get a sense of what is going on, is that a LOT of the time when someone says "you can't make this shit up" they did, in fact, make that shit up

09.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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High waisted VS Low waisted...

08.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1098 ๐Ÿ” 233 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

#ICE #DHS #Noem #immigration #HumanRights

08.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 132 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

do not they/them me my pronouns are right fucking there . come on w this

07.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5336 ๐Ÿ” 2062 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

YES EXACTLY

07.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most number of interviews any job should have that isnt literally fate of the universe is 1. I had an entry level accounting job interview out of college that was literally 4 separate interviews (25 min commute btw) and the 4th was with the fucking CEO and I was so nervous I bombed it

07.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it was funny I was just pissed off at Daimax

07.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I actually saw this last night Keiran LMAO it did inflict psychic damage on me

06.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

forgot to mention that he was AGGRESSIVELY shilling the kickstarter for the RPG while people were literally begging for clash to be playable (tons of gamebreaking bugs, unupdated card pool, etc)

06.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

basically tldr adrive lacks the ability to read the room for the community he's trying to foster

06.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

clash was in a really bad spot and people were really upset about it and then adrive kept posting about his pokemon rom hack and it alienated a ton of people. Then he said it wasn't impacting clash development when Clash was obviously stagnating (which we now know is TECHNICALLY correct but ick)

06.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sts2 is unbelievable so far Im having a blast

05.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

05.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2930 ๐Ÿ” 278 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I'[d like to really really emphasize here in addition to the text below that them not pointing the floodgates is SO contradictory to what their initial list philosophy was. Why are soundproofing, the macro brothers, non fusion area, ground collapse, grave, etc. not pointed? Doesn't make sense at all

05.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

StS2 being available for purchase is literally destroying steam, the whole universe is trying to pick it up rn (including me)

05.03.2026 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also pointing crow and cosmic and ulti slayer is such a red flag, those cards are completely fine power level wise. Playrate bases hits are so fucking ass

05.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This genesys list is hot ass

no difi no ground collapse no soundproofed no anti fusion area no macro

what do you mean Ixchel to 5 that card was NOT the issue with the deep draw decks, they should have put exodia head to 100

Archetype hits seem inconstent across the board

Illusion Gate at 0 btw

05.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1