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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Watching Uni make biscuits makes me feel better

And now we're onto another World Premiere. I'm excited to share this first look from a legendary studio that it is an honor to have here tonight.

morning teto

A compilation of statements regarding Shayy Preface We, a collective group of Shayy’s victims and former friends, accuse Shayy of actions including but not limited to sexual assault, sexual harassment, grooming, orbiting fans until they’re of ...

CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abuse

While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.

We did it guys

We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out!

undertale.com/10/

agnes tachyon but i made her a lil spooky

horse 🧪
#fanart #umamusume

Elnina from Deltarune zonked out like the faded image of lisa simpson behind her

my #deltarune

they just be letting ANYONE interview 😭😭

watercolor painting of greenish northern lights above a forest

✨

#ABA #GGST #Guiltygear #GuiltyGearStrive 🗝️🗝️🗝️

Get infinite battery on your Switch 2 with this one simple trick

Sketch of Spidey. In a Star Wars tee. With a pigeon. Just in hopes of making your Sunday a little more fun. ❤️

❤️🕸️ pew pew 🕸️❤️

this would be like level 2 ragebait on twitter, in fact people on twitter already said shit like this and even worse anyway so idgi

I ain't gonna lie I felt like every issue (outside of technical stuff) I see people complain about this site are like the same issue I see on Twitter but like x5 worse...

I don't even know how do people get dumb shit on their TL anyway, most of my stuff is just arts and news 😭

holy shit LMAO

DELTARUNE for Nintendo Switch, PC / Mac, and PlayStation UNDERTALE's parallel story, DELTARUNE. Meet new and old characters in a tale that steps closer to its end, chapter by chapter. Dodge bullets in nonviolent RPG battles as you listen to funky, funky mus...

THE THIRD EPISODE.

THE FOURTH FATE.

deltarune.com

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

#194 + #195 Wooper and Quagsire 💧

#pokemon #pokemontcg #fanart #digitalart #manga #anime #johto #gen2 #dailydrawing #wooper #quagsire

my favs

#LimbusCompany #ProjectMoon #LCB36

I grew up with Galaxy 2 many years before I played Galaxy 1 but I just love both of them, I never understood the random hate Galaxy 2 gets just because it isn’t as atmospheric as 1, imo they’re both goated games that excels at different things that makes them goated

real

and the scenery and atmosphere just doesn’t hit the same as comet observatory for me

there are times where I’ll just boot up Galaxy 1 just to sit around and chill in the lobby and listen to the music, it’s just that beautiful 😭

if it wants to compensate scenery for functionality, outside of one or two-time interaction of the new NPCs