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In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)

13.03.2026 03:21 👍 82 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 1

Do you think any team that passed on Josh Allen because of tweets is happy with that decision? Maybe because he has demonstrated that he is capable of doing the job? Might be relevant to your metaphor.

02.03.2026 18:23 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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He did it again. #crashout #history #lesson #loop #time

28.02.2026 19:32 👍 457 🔁 110 💬 22 📌 2

Pack the court with so many people that you won't even know their names. That it won't even be news when one of them dies. That they have to meet in an NFL stadium. That their relatives won't realize they're related to a Supreme Court justice. That they quit because they don't feel important.

20.02.2026 21:08 👍 584 🔁 100 💬 16 📌 6

"You think I'm cringe? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the ironypilled. Look at us: Transes, Palestinians, SWs... blocklist-fodder. We'll all be banned before Singal is. And yet, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚. Where are you, doll? You're here! You're not on X, you're 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘, and you're ready to 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏"

07.11.2025 09:15 👍 976 🔁 249 💬 13 📌 13

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

19.02.2026 15:09 👍 11577 🔁 1765 💬 165 📌 158

The more of these fascist atrocities I see, the more I become an immigration maximalist. Let everyone in, give everyone work permits/green cards. Make it possible to get citizenship within a few months. Make it as easy as getting a driver's license.

17.02.2026 20:37 👍 1852 🔁 429 💬 23 📌 63

Like, USAID still legally exists, still receives budget from Congress, and the few dozen remaining employees (who work at State) still have usaid.gov emails and all our systems and databases still exist.

It's just the 10k of us who actually did the work are gone. Just do that to ICE and CBP.

17.02.2026 17:39 👍 636 🔁 190 💬 0 📌 2
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Pat McAfee blown away to learn San Francisco is not what conservative media makes it out to be
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tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...

07.02.2026 18:09 👍 7624 🔁 1191 💬 142 📌 166

Suzerain id the best game in the world because it allows me to sate my desire to raise taxes and kiss my wife

06.02.2026 23:06 👍 112 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

If only the czar knew..

27.01.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

23.01.2026 02:41 👍 17133 🔁 2832 💬 882 📌 414
Nemik talking to Cassian Andor:
"The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."

Nemik talking to Cassian Andor: "The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind forty atrocities than a single incident."

17.01.2026 17:40 👍 1086 🔁 336 💬 9 📌 8
Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake (Swan Theme)
Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake (Swan Theme) YouTube video by pianushko

youtu.be/9cNQFB0TDfY?...

21.01.2026 05:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vapid unscheduled disassembly

20.01.2026 18:59 👍 241 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

Friend: What if he's my missing puzzle piece? What if I let this relationship end, but he's who completes me?

Me: If you write a letter to the puzzle manufacturer they can send out replacements.

Friend: ...really?

Me: Yep. They print thousands daily and they know sometimes you'll get a shit one.

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12.01.2026 12:17 👍 4976 🔁 1132 💬 30 📌 3

It sounds like our relationship with Puerto Rico? Maybe a protectorate? Otherwise it's a standard vassal relationship I think.

12.01.2026 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

29.12.2025 13:11 👍 29045 🔁 7350 💬 430 📌 529
Screenshot from Return of the Jedi of Admiral Ackbar leaning on the railing from his command balcony.

Screenshot from Return of the Jedi of Admiral Ackbar leaning on the railing from his command balcony.

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

25.12.2025 06:04 👍 2392 🔁 460 💬 28 📌 14

You thought that it was angels you were hearing on high, but it was me, In Exelsis Dio!

25.12.2025 06:03 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Lion El'Jonson

23.12.2025 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

18.12.2025 21:36 👍 3183 🔁 765 💬 77 📌 83

turning a big dial that says transphobia and looking back at the audience like a contestant on the price is right

11.12.2025 21:50 👍 157 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 1

also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist

09.12.2025 03:02 👍 3781 🔁 763 💬 11 📌 0
05.12.2025 20:21 👍 373 🔁 56 💬 7 📌 0

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

05.12.2025 01:20 👍 18880 🔁 4272 💬 318 📌 151

This is such a specific trope to be a fan of but I’m such a sucker for “there’s an organization of people you have to take out, now go take them out one by one” as a story structure. Love when there’s a group of evil guys you have to cross off a list

03.12.2025 08:38 👍 722 🔁 68 💬 42 📌 14