That’s flattering, but according to my super fancy impedance bathroom scale, my body fat is closer to 30%. Dropping some weight should help with sleep apnea.
11.03.2026 20:47
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Velcro tear-away pants, here I come! 😆
11.03.2026 18:16
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a bigfoot is walking across a red surface .
ALT: a bigfoot is walking across a red surface .
Took my 1st dose of a GLP-1 yesterday. Holy crap this stuff is magical. I’m going to be a supermodel! (Stupid GIF search can’t find a clip from Jill Sobule’s classic “Supermodel” video. We live in a diminished age.)
11.03.2026 18:02
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Right?
11.03.2026 15:48
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This is normal behavior. Everyone knows this.
11.03.2026 15:08
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I have it down to a science. (Not to mention a spreadsheet or two.)
11.03.2026 01:43
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Well played! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
11.03.2026 00:41
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That said, considering you drove and I flew, your job is definitely more difficult.
11.03.2026 00:39
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I was unpacked in < 90 minutes. I am due a fucking parade.
11.03.2026 00:38
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📸 by @joearctos.bsky.social
#beardedgay #bluf #cigardaddy #dilf #fullleather #gay #gaycigarman #gaydaddybear #gaykinky #gayleatherfetish #gayleatherman #gaymustache #langlitz #leatherbreeches #leathercigar #leatherdaddy #leathergay #leathermen #leathersir #leatheruniform #muircap #silverbeard
10.03.2026 23:02
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What — and I say the sincerely— the actual fuck?
10.03.2026 20:41
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I did. I should have stopped at one, to be honest. Got a little tipsy. They go down so easy!
09.03.2026 22:27
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Oh, I know. 😆
09.03.2026 20:14
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Goddamn.
09.03.2026 15:43
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Yeah, it ended up being 1.5 with the inadvertent spill. 🤷🏼♂️
09.03.2026 05:51
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EdC Day #3 Daytime Look
Someone needs a frozen margarita.
08.03.2026 22:23
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Clarification: when I say I’m too old for this, I mean going to bed after 1 AM exhausted from mind blowing sex, leather gear heaped in a corner of the hotel room. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. 🤪
08.03.2026 15:26
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EdC Day #2 Evening Look
I’m too old for this. 😅
08.03.2026 07:34
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🫂
07.03.2026 18:02
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EdC Day #2 Daytime Look
Let’s make fetch happen!
07.03.2026 18:01
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@mentordadsir.bsky.social and I making ice cream messes of our facial hair, then checking out the public art
07.03.2026 01:49
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😍
07.03.2026 01:24
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Wooooof!
07.03.2026 00:59
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Instead of sleeping, I’m ordering breakfast at the airport at 6:30 AM. Dallas, you better put out.
06.03.2026 11:50
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Does Mr. Ultra Masculine Senator from Oklahoma realize he’s about to start taking orders from slimy little Renfield Stephen Miller?
05.03.2026 22:31
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At least we don’t need to look at her plastic face anymore.
05.03.2026 22:22
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#ThrowbackThursday That time I got to participate in Mike Ruiz’s leathermen project.
05.03.2026 22:07
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The snark is strong with this one. 😆
05.03.2026 03:48
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I feel like this album deserves more love than it gets.
05.03.2026 01:43
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Chastity update: I unlocked last night because I wanted an uninterrupted night of sleep without a painful 3 AM boner. You locked boys are stronger than me! 😅 Still, I can keep my hands off my junk until I find a willing orifice on Friday night. (I made it a week, which is my record.)
05.03.2026 01:34
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