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In Crank That (Soulja Boy) I thought he was saying “I got me some Baconaters” because that was the same year Wendy’s premiered the Baconator.

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If you read this all it gets accidentally sexy and then goes back to not being sexy.

25.07.2025 23:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She was my dream girl. Not that I had a chance before, but I definitely don't now.

23.07.2025 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Muffs - Funny Face (Performed by Kim Shattuck, Nina Gordon and Louise Post)
The Muffs - Funny Face (Performed by Kim Shattuck, Nina Gordon and Louise Post) YouTube video by LukeMKo0

God, I miss Kim Shattuck..

youtu.be/9cUGF9B0Zyg?...

18.01.2025 15:49 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I'm not excited about you feeling grief, but those are wonderful people.

23.07.2025 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dream girl.

23.07.2025 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm in.

23.07.2025 20:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again. Not a trans person trying to go to the bathroom.

23.07.2025 20:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I will not allow the house to be drug into political gamesmanship like the underage girls Epstein drugged into sex with the majority of American leadership for decades."

23.07.2025 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha. Yeah. I've sensed zero fear about any of this.

23.07.2025 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope we still have a chance to right this ship.

18.07.2025 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just saw a Goth account praise ICE, and make racist comments about Latinos.

Motherfucker, you are a GOTH. There IS no goth today without Chicanos and Mexicans. They are almost single-handedly keeping it alive. That’s like being antisemitic but building your identity around Manishewitz.

01.07.2025 23:01 👍 5262 🔁 782 💬 25 📌 1

Yeah he's always been liberal. It would break my heart to find out he was a predator, but TBH, I think Epstein had plenty of liberal clients.

16.07.2025 15:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he's on it, what a stupid thing to do. He's smart enough to know if it gets revealed, he's done. If not, it isn't. Does he think this tweet will make it less likely it gets released? It's shocking he would spontaneously be that stupid. No less shocking than what Rowling did I guess.

16.07.2025 15:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A painting of a bird next to the words "can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on?"

A painting of a bird next to the words "can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on?"

15.07.2025 14:08 👍 436 🔁 90 💬 8 📌 9

Yep! I trust that man more than 99% of people, but I still wouldn't give him the lack of accountability Trump's lovers give him. No leader should have that.

26.06.2025 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

haha. The exact soundclip played in my head as I read it.

21.06.2025 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I for real am this at the Gelson's Century City. It's beneath my AMC so I go before stretching my A List wings. Like 4 times a week. Though my jealousy masked as contempt is limited. Everyone who works there is very sweet.

13.06.2025 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was aroused.

11.06.2025 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love you for this, @elmntsofmadness.bsky.social

11.06.2025 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Skully stands watch in a field at night

Skully stands watch in a field at night

Graveyard Shift

#Art by Jocelin Carmes

04.06.2025 06:28 👍 154 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 2

I have the flavor of ADHD where it's like taking a sleeping pill. I'd love to know what my equivalent is.

04.06.2025 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@marawilson.bsky.social Listening to the Where Am I Now Audiobook. We had the same neurotic childhood. I saw an article in my Mom's tabloid about how a meteor was going to destroy the earth in a few years. It horrified me so I have no explanation why I cut it out and hid it under my bed.

04.06.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If I put this on a shirt would someone buy it? #frightnight #vampire #horrormovies #horrorart #art #painting #artist #horrorfan #horrorcommunity #horrorfilms #horror #movieart #fanart

02.05.2025 20:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And that the motivation to support a clearly immoral man with cult-like faith is just “go cry about it, Lib.”

15.04.2025 10:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#BlackFlag #AGirlWalksHomeAloneAtNight #vampires #horror #fanart #horrorart #horrorfanart #vampireart #comics #goth #punk

09.04.2025 20:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wrote this when my marriage ended and I moved in with a friend whose house was next to a busy train track. Country music inspiration if there ever was any.

22.03.2025 13:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#BelaLugosi #Dracula

13.03.2025 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But you need at least enough unity to agree on what reality is. That remains our biggest struggle.

12.03.2025 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

100% This is so good, it's going to absolutely grow. It is frustrating that we're still in an age where people complain that "all they make is reboots" and then ignore new material.

12.03.2025 13:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Naomi Ackie and Toni Collette on the set of ‘MICKEY 17’

11.03.2025 17:58 👍 60 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 4