Make your bed six feet under.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
25.01.2026 02:59
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Make your bed six feet under.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
genuinely stunning image
But why my costar say i’m the mess
That boy put the hoe in horoscope.
I made spaghetti after work.
It was already over before it began
Just got asked why I’m dressed like a henchman. God forbid I wear cargo pants with a turtleneck and a bomber jacket with shearling.
Missed the all black memo.
Checked out small talk. Go if you like good cocktails and great service
Lately people are like…
“I didn’t know you liked country music”
Oh you don’t know me at all baby.
Was just reminded it’s only Tuesday. So that’s how my morning is going.
They do live in LA
let me log world series games on letterboxd cowards
Me when presented with an opportunity for a normal night of sleep after a World Series game
@sweetbabyluke.bsky.social I hope I’m right. Last time I paid attention to sports like this was NY Giants vs Patriots 2008 and 2012 Super Bowl. I was right about the winners.
WORLD SERIES THEORY, they’re gonna alternate winning till there’s a tie and the last game will be the real game. Tie breaker and everything.
Do you like the new iOS 26?
Can afford: Funding 800,000 settlers living in Israel for free, free health care, free healthcare, no need to work (literally they don’t have jobs cause they live for free)
Can’t afford: any of that for their own
I don’t really care who wins game 1.
I just hope both teams have fun.
1, 2, 3!
Kinda crazy that you never really know someone. You just think you do.
Awake but at what cost?
If I’m working on getting a pardon and a person on that list is the one who can give me it do you think I’m saying anything that can put him in prison?? What are we doing here?
In exchange for letting them photoshop his name off documents and saying they haven’t been tampered with?
I realize now that having three Xs in my handle makes the bots think this is a NSFW account.
@sweetbabyluke.bsky.social YOU
Works with emails too
Annual MTL boys trip.
It’s a good day for me to not be online bc I feel like even watching all these things happening will make me dumber by association or something.
