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The worst part about planning a wedding is feeling like the number of people who deserve this much attention is like 10.

Back on main after getting a new phone! Happy New Year 🎆

A new leaf today

Every GUI should have an "I'm autistic" button that just gets rid of all the BS and makes it look like Craigslist.

It’s just juice. I just wanted to be fancy.

A Gargoyle gecko in a terrarium, laying on bark

He stelth

The protein from the cheese pizza, too 🌝

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Wallflower scent plug with a geese wearing a raincoat under an umbrella.

Hehehehehe geeseflower

Today, I was bullied by a hummingbird.

I love my strawberry pot, but I also have three bird feeders and two birdbaths.

It’s their strawberry plant. 🪴 🐦

screenshot of the Focus Friends app: a coffee bean named Keats holding a white mug

Somehow I love coffee even more now. @hankgreen.bsky.social

My desk, with two TRMNL’s showing the moon phases and a substack RSS feed. Travelers journal and my keyboard are also visible. Moving boxes can be seen in the background.

At some point, hopefully soon, i’ll have a full update on all my current projects. 📦 📦 📦

Moving is exhausting, but i’m so happy to finally have a place to call home, walls to paint, holes to drill. I guess having a mortgage is cool, too.

😭 Can you rent someone? lmao
“Hey can you deliver my groceries and help me get a desk upstairs?”

i have ammonia salts for that

small articulated chameleon, 3D print still on plate. Green PLA.

A tiny guy

Team dewey decimal

UNTAP
UPKEEP
DRAW

Sitting here chuckling for the last 5 min just thinking about this.

Use Linux

Hot pot and kbbq

I’m still so very full

A duolingo 500 day streak

Proud isn't the word I'd use, more like "terrified of the owl"

Single letter variables are a crime.

Welcome ☺️

Literally same, it’s so rare

I HAVE YOUR MUG READY

It’s 👏🏻 never 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 one 👏🏻 line 👏🏻 change 👏🏻

I am, unfortunately, still a human