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I work on games and write about theme parks for Inside Universal. My posts are my own and no one else's.

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Given how quickly the "Iran might strike California" report from the FBI spread, it has done exactly what it was set out to do.

To make Californians scared and support Trump.

It's yet another on the pile of complete fabrications from the FBI. They used to cover up shit, but this is a new era.

12.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know enough about My Little Pony, and that's a good thing, but why is it they all have birthdays on different days, unlike real horses?

12.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My kid is conflating Main St. Electrical Parade with the Electric Water Pageant. INCREDIBLY proud of the fact they were given a card of it during our last WDW trip. Mentions it every time the song plays.

Giving us the card was a core memory, like it confirmed "You're a special fan of this."

12.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sure Trump anticipated all this and has a great plan because he’s a master strategist.

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 414 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 20
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Bye, Felicia.

11.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New promotional banners for King Kong 360 have been added, now removing any reference to 3D. #UniversalStudiosHollywood

11.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've wanted to design something like this for a few decades. It's why I have a hard drive filled with cartoons.

11.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

11.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 781 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 10

Sure, Erewhon is expensive, but have you tried shopping at a CVS?

11.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act.

The missles in this video cost more than that.

11.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 10
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Seen at Goodwill

11.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There seems to be a great deal of discussion about "Why not just buy the proper size and PRETEND he got you the ones that fit?"

And there's no answer beyond they feel pressure to wear them like this to appease him. And bugging them? I mean, that's ideal for him.

11.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife quit her job last week.

They were trying to optimize her workload so she could take on even more projects without an increase in pay.

AI is clearing out low hanging fruit meaning your workload is now going to be even MORE of the annoying and stressful shit you don't want.

Cool stuff.

11.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Again, we're in the part of this clusterfuck where Trump just starts asserting a fantasy version of events as a way of trying to bullshit people out of noticing whats actually happening in reality

11.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm loving the oversized shoe discourse, but are we really pretending $140 shoes are expensive?
Most shoes are like $80 now. That's not a huge stretch for dress shoes.

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Danger Mouse: The Official Console Game Celebrate the 45th Birthday of Danger Mouse! 15 side scrolling, arcade battle action, super danger filled levels for PC and consoles!

The Danger Mouse game hit their stretch goal, so they're adding Count Duckula.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dan...

11.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, /r/Conservative mods are really trying to pretend the gas prices were literally a one-day temporary surge and that it's already gone back down, but the comments aren't having it.

11.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 🫑 🫑

11.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a Tesla with a carbon fiber wrap on the license plate and... there's no way that's street legal.

11.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is there left to cut?

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He allegedly didn't even set it up. But the idea that people would rally around donations like that is so weird.

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to see your take on the changes in Twin Snakes

11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the mildlyinfuriating community on Reddit: Sure, Jeff Bezos. I totally believe Melania is the most-watched thing on Prime right now. Explore this post and more from the mildlyinfuriating community

It's a bit depressing that Melania is how we learned that Amazon completely manipulates what their "top watched" lists displays.

Because, come the fuck on...

www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear Schumer and Jefferies think they're playing 5d chess when they just need to literally sit on their hands.

11.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 10938 πŸ” 2748 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 50

In THIS economy?

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This kind of stuff is why I really miss Siskel & Ebert bickering on TV. Kids today have no clue what it spawned.

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm disappointed but not surprised. Old white dudes gonna be all the same.

10.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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3/10/26, 1:20 PM

I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP 106 ReTruths 394 Likes 3/10/26, 1:20 PM

Trump: there are no mines
Trump 40 minutes later: we have destroyed the mine boats

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 28

Macaroni and Beer festival?

10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0