Elizabeth Writes

Don’t turn on the State of the Union on Tuesday. Make it the lowest rated in history.

Associating with Jeffrey Epstein or attempting a coup will land you in prison in the UK or South Korea.

In America, doing both lands you in the White House.

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

When there is a new president, there will be accountability. If I was a member of this administration and knowingly breaking the law/constitution…. I’d be planning my safe harbor home oversees.

Belarus or Russia would take ya

This take is hot! Yes yes yes

This take is 👍🏼

What files 😡 every word has been a lie I don't even trust what they are releasing

No matter how hard life is ... These two have no idea 😂 good for them! #burmese #catsky #catsofbluesky

Insomnia is a jerk but these guys are cute... #catsky #insomnia

Hegseth power bottom swore after calling all the generals fatsos

Ezra Klein.. shut. Up. Just shut up!!! Shut up shut up shut up. @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

Pointy kitty for reference

I couldn't be happier with my decision to invest in a round kitty and a pointy kitty for the full cat ownership experience #burmesecats #catsky #newkitten #kittens #emotionalsupportcats

So you want to be a Nurse Practitioner Spotify video

Starting a podcast shouldn't be this hard... but it is. Which is weird because a lot of people who seem kind of soft in the head have managed but I have struggled. Here is my first ever episode of Imposter Syndrome! open.spotify.com/episode/4vqe...

I know anyone who just realized is beyond inept themselves

He never lived in Utah

I am weeks away from getting another kitten! 💕 🐈 Also... Two is acceptable right. Three is hoarding? #iwantallthekitties #burmese #sampson #mochiko #twoplustwoischaos

@dogyardmag.com a good boy at the Quills writing conference! #quills #dogsky #writersky #goodboy

True crime keeps women worrying about implausible scenarios. Stranger abduction (0.00007%) Serial killers (50 active in US, pop 330M) while 80% of violence against women is intimate partner violence and 70% of murderers are known to women victims. Keeps focus off of actual threats. #truecrime

First pitch down! 😅 It went really well and I'm glad I did it! #ampitching #quills #goodtimes #writersky #booksky

Travis Baldtree talking to the folks at Quills! A great speech touching on the loneliness epidemic and how writing connects us all ☕ #quills #luw #writersky #lonelinessepidemic #ampitching @travisbaldree.bsky.social

The biggest problem with a writing conference is I feel the need to go and write but I also need to go to the classes I signed up for. 🧐 #notwrititng #quills #fiction #writingcommunity #ampitching

Oh I do. Every day. What a legacy.

That is a nasty woman

#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #sff #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie

One last one... This is Sampson, we pick him up in a few weeks and I can't wait #burmese #gottagetthemall #sampson

We had a photo session the other day! For the wall of pet portraits!! #burmese #mochiko #browncat #shortnose