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Kali, Hindu goddess of Death, and her basic sister, Alkali

France is Bacon

Played my first run just now - so hooked, omfg - RIP the next several hundred leisure hours

Well shit, there goes the next few hundred hours of my free time 👌

Thank all the gods

That fourth book can't get here fast enough

At this time of year?

Setting up our fruit and veg stand at 5 in the morning, and some drunk lads wandered past - one remarked at the kiwifruit, "Mate, I'd love one of these hairy little guys"

Just looked up Manhole - and it's by Rand and Robyn Miller, of course it is :D

Urggh!! My middle mouse button opens three+ tabs right now, I feel you

A friend who was not a big fan of ginger ordered a big-ass juice from Boost and asked for "half ginger", intending to get half the expected amount of ginger in the drink

Instead they crammed upwards of 20$ of ginger into that thing and made it borderline undrinkable

Ya gotta have a fresh one, who knows how long that first one was sitting around

You know the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

Weasels and w-easily recognised, whereas stoats are s-totally different

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash

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Thank you for the bird coverage :) and for teaching me a new word!

Had to look up Lek and now I'm learning about Fisherian Runaway 😂

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Same! With that name?? :O

Post by @nitewrighter 💬 98  🔁 40789  ❤️ 56154 · Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terr…

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48.3 checking in - will ping you again in 20 months

Picking up a six-pack after a long week of work

So, there's no expectation it's a full time job? They all do other things?

This just gets weirder.

And to your other comment - yes, surely having power and low pay means they're wide open to side money :/ oh dear

Why did God invent "wake at 3am, unable to return to sleep, replaying life's most embarrassing moments"??

Wild, I'm so boggled by this fact

That's astounding

And I was just "Please no" and desperately changed the subject lest he latch onto it :/

Playing Stardew with my 7yo, and it auto-generates silly names for the animals

We bought a goat, and the game called it "Ratsy"

I insta-said "Lucky it wasn't a rat", and kiddo immediately says "Yeah, then it would be called Goatsy. Oh, that's a better name for our goat!!"

Reading about Taylor Rehmet winning the special election and wtf is this:

"The Texas Legislature is not set to reconvene until 2027"

Do they just not work for a year+?

What, like, how, but?

Is that really how a whole state just runs? Or doesn't run, I guess??

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