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@cooleyad

Oh you think your kid’s smart since they can unlock a tablet? Call me when they get around Windows 11 Lock Screen with command prompt

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My favorite explanation has been it’s this generation’s Bevis and Butthead bits. It doesn’t mean anything it’s just a funny nonsense phrase that’s just for them

10.03.2026 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the bit about enough monkeys could accidentally write Shakespeare but with some whiny bitch on the Internet, instead of painting shit gold they’re throwing gold into a pile of shit

10.03.2026 04:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I looked it up. “bappin” is a bigoted slur against illiterate folks.

06.03.2026 23:06 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

So you really are a Char clone huh

05.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did it for the love of the game

05.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no… no no no no no no I’m not ready for this

03.03.2026 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“But give me a break” reads like a sitcom laugh line

03.03.2026 03:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s just so fucking funny to me to get singled out like that for liking a shitpost with a little truth laced in it. I’m never logging off

03.03.2026 02:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So god damn funny, I caught a block from Bouie because I liked a post making fun of him. He only blocked 16 accounts that day, he went through and manually blocked all the accounts that had liked it to that point

03.03.2026 02:00 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my senior year (07) they allowed a guy who graduated the year before to walk around the school with his service weapon because he was an MP in the army now so that justified it. He showed it off in one of my classes

03.03.2026 01:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jork harder

03.03.2026 01:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol I found out today I caught a block from him too but idk why?? Very funny to me

02.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just ole yeller my ass if I ever act this way

02.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I need to see is ATV and I know the rest. Dipshit did a dumb thing on a dangerous toy? Ope

02.03.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

50 Shades of Durian

02.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mothra in all her glory floating above a city. My brain couldn’t let go of this prompt.

Mothra in all her glory floating above a city. My brain couldn’t let go of this prompt.

I’m sorry for this in advance, I really am, but it’s rattling around my brain and I have to get it out..

Mommy Mothra

01.03.2026 18:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been watching a LOT of Gundam in preparation for this

01.03.2026 17:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Played Pokémon ZA and watched liked half a season of Make Some Noise, it was excellent

01.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

student cyclist
please be patient

28.02.2026 17:15 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
An animated penguin with a goofy smile dissociating into the distance with a semitransparent overlay of a close up of its face still dissociating

An animated penguin with a goofy smile dissociating into the distance with a semitransparent overlay of a close up of its face still dissociating

What my brain did reading this

28.02.2026 06:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
More Tomato? (The Simpsons)
More Tomato? (The Simpsons) YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise

youtu.be/FvEiFq77c3c?...

27.02.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The pokemon Weezing, because this inevitable outcome of Majors working with the Daily Wire has me wheezing

The pokemon Weezing, because this inevitable outcome of Majors working with the Daily Wire has me wheezing

This news got me like

26.02.2026 17:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Throwing them all into a single conservatorship while reciting Skarsgaard’s speech from Andor about using the tools of my enemy

24.02.2026 04:48 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Folks he's saying this shit out loud and into camera you cannot be surprised when you finally realize what he is

23.02.2026 14:00 👍 148 🔁 31 💬 5 📌 0

Gold recursive loop joke is good

23.02.2026 03:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Overdone Travis Bickle voice: you tellin me the NIGHT MANAGER did THIS?!

22.02.2026 07:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finished it for the first time last night, what a series

21.02.2026 23:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watched it with my girlfriend, she’s getting her doctorate in mental health, we did quite a bit of armchair diagnosing lol

19.02.2026 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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