Kings get guillotines 🤷🏻♀️💅
20.02.2025 12:13
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Kings get guillotines 🤷🏻♀️💅
Clock it. Within 6 months Trump renames English (the language) to American.
I missed this feeling, that any day we could be living in @theonion.com …
Yes, Trump’s policies and executive orders are dangerous, reckless, cruel, and authoritarian.
But we also look so gd stupid 😭
Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine how different it would be right now if Bernie won in 2016. Then I cry into a bottle of an alcohol.
Republican women will be like “my man will burn the whole world down for me” and it’s just Travis holding a PBR.
A tweet from KTLA 5 (@KTLA) reads: "NOW: Anti-ICE protesters are blocking both sides of the 101 Freeway near the Alameda Street exit in DTLA. The CHP has since closed that portion of the freeway. Read more: ktla.com/news/local-new...". Below the tweet text, there is an image showing a large group of protesters gathered on and around the 101 Freeway near an overpass with a sign indicating "Alameda St Mission Rd". The protesters are holding various signs and flags, including American flags and Mexican flags, and appear to be blocking the freeway.
Resistance to ICE has already begun in my hometown of LA.
Not only did the diss track that called you out as a pedophile win EVERY GRAMMY it was nominated for, not only did the entire floor of your peers and friends all know it word-for-word, not only did they scream “A min-ooooor”, but the guy who wrote it accepted in a CANADIAN TUXEDO 🤣
I’m not sure it’s due to tariffs or not but I just got an alert that my pharmacy is “temporarily closed”
I thought we all agreed on calling it “the Bad Place”
A Canadian liquor store.
Notice the signs in place of the American liquor produced in Republican States.
Good luck Red States.
Do. Not. Tell. Women. We. Look. Tired.
Bernie calling RFK Jr “Bobby” during the hearing is such a power move.
I need Blake Lively’s explanation - on record - wtf the plan was with the wardrobe in IEWU. It’s like an extraterrestrial trying to dress like a human without seeing human fashion.
Trump’s next executive order: “French fries” will now be known as American Fries and any company who refuses gets slapped with a tariff. Also, the new head of the SEC will be the Hamburgler.
I miss Obama.
Honestly, tell the little kids in your family the wildest lore for yourself. The craziest the details the better. No proof? No problem! Kids believe anything and no one will take them seriously if they mention it.
And so do I!
Honestly i feel bad for them all. They must be miserable.
How do we stop it at this point? It’s happening so much faster than I expected!
Does anyone have a haunted doll they’re trying to sell?
I really struggle to stay natural on camera but I think if I post her up next to my phone, I can just talk to the doll ghost!
@sinisterhood.bsky.social
@morbidpodcast.bsky.social
@antiquesfreaks.bsky.social
(Yall are my best hope 😅)
Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps.
The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years.
History is repeating. Pay attention.
Obama v. Trump 2028
I need people to be less precise when they make their video post loop seamlessly. I just watched the same 45 sec clip about a dog and his new little sister for 17 min waiting for the song to end.
This is detrimental for people with disabilities.
