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(Intersection points of a Venn diagram of “your cats”, “teenagers” and “Rage Against the Machine”)
Complete disregard for the effort you put in
Fusk you, I won't do what you tell me
Can really shred
Loud and abrasive

(Intersection points of a Venn diagram of “your cats”, “teenagers” and “Rage Against the Machine”) Complete disregard for the effort you put in Fusk you, I won't do what you tell me Can really shred Loud and abrasive

10.03.2026 04:24 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

I saw someone here warn against anthropomorphizing Trump, and it's the best description I've seen of the way the media covers him.

10.03.2026 00:59 👍 542 🔁 89 💬 8 📌 4

There are many ways to improve your life.
Building a jetpack that also functions as a gin distillery is one such way.

09.03.2026 19:07 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 3

it would be pretty funny if a fuel crisis caused regime change in the US before it did in cuba

09.03.2026 02:19 👍 1094 🔁 151 💬 9 📌 4

Time has no meaning and clocks aren't real.
Cast aside these notions and your human form.
Become one with the fog that flows through the forest, and become both old and new again, forever.
Or have some tea.

08.03.2026 16:35 👍 95 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 2

Setting my clock forward five years.

08.03.2026 04:50 👍 259 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0
As you can see here, right from the very first day he entered our house, Jim found great difficulty in getting settled and making the environment his own.

As you can see here, right from the very first day he entered our house, Jim found great difficulty in getting settled and making the environment his own.

THREAD.

3 & 1/4 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he'd been living, in rural Cornwall, & decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st 2022

05.03.2026 13:25 👍 597 🔁 113 💬 15 📌 53

RELUCTANTLY CROUCHED AT THE STARTING LINE

05.03.2026 03:30 👍 117 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 2

If he doesn’t come back, it’s because we didn’t bomb hard enough

03.03.2026 03:30 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so jealous right now.

03.03.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by allthatthe coward fears. Says Skeletor thinking maybe it’s time to get his US citizenship and VOTE.

Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by allthatthe coward fears. Says Skeletor thinking maybe it’s time to get his US citizenship and VOTE.

28.02.2026 18:36 👍 169 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 👍 26307 🔁 8897 💬 290 📌 334

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

28.02.2026 13:30 👍 5016 🔁 884 💬 78 📌 39

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24.02.2026 23:17 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1
Toronto harold satire site headline: "Canadian Olympic hockey teams to bring back silver medals to home country that has healthcare and stable democracy"

Toronto harold satire site headline: "Canadian Olympic hockey teams to bring back silver medals to home country that has healthcare and stable democracy"

okay, this is funny, though

23.02.2026 01:14 👍 4918 🔁 904 💬 25 📌 34
Mandarin-language movie poster for “Casablanca”. Shows a simple illustration of a whiskey on rocks next to matchbook with a logo for Rick’s Cafe Américain.

Mandarin-language movie poster for “Casablanca”. Shows a simple illustration of a whiskey on rocks next to matchbook with a logo for Rick’s Cafe Américain.

I see your Korean Jaws and raise you Mandarin Casablanca.

24.02.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really hate that rumfeld's "known unknowns" is constantly mocked because it's a legitimately really useful description

20.02.2026 22:25 👍 725 🔁 47 💬 43 📌 13

The job of engineers is not to deploy some technology but to build robust, reliable and sustainable (in all meanings of that word) solutions for real world problems based on requirements directly derived from people's needs. Even for an engineer technology comes second at best.

16.02.2026 12:10 👍 1297 🔁 218 💬 84 📌 11

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

14.02.2026 23:23 👍 5277 🔁 642 💬 38 📌 7

Decades hence I intend to spit on the ground when I hear their name like I’m a superstitious senior citizen from the old country hearing the name of a malicious spirit.

12.02.2026 21:39 👍 205 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

Life is what you make it.
So make mistakes, make boozy milkshakes, make cursed jewelry out of ancient bones, and just get on with it.

18.01.2026 20:20 👍 57 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 2
Preview
Film review: 'Outlander' (2008) This article was originally a thread on social media, which is why it is formatted with lots of images and short responses.

I've turn another old review into an article, for easier reading.

Film review: ‘Outlander’ (2008).
It's a fun one!

Read it here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/film-revie...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2026/02/08/f...

08.02.2026 01:19 👍 52 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.

Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.

Please eat arbys for some reason

09.02.2026 00:48 👍 214 🔁 60 💬 4 📌 0

it actually makes a lot of sense that hitler turned out the way he did when you think of how it must have affected him as a baby having to fight off all those time travelers

15.09.2023 13:49 👍 836 🔁 100 💬 9 📌 2

KAMALA WOULD HAVE CLOSED THE HARRIS-KENNEDY CENTER FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO A LACK OF PERFORMERS ALSO!

02.02.2026 18:32 👍 1181 🔁 94 💬 205 📌 42
The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

27.01.2026 13:03 👍 4696 🔁 1723 💬 76 📌 155
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

26.01.2026 22:14 👍 54653 🔁 13950 💬 816 📌 492

Human rights are not a zero-sum game…

You don’t lose yours by providing them to others.

22.11.2024 23:09 👍 584 🔁 143 💬 13 📌 5

Obviously I knew public schools were completely underfunded, but you still want to imagine that your tax dollars are out there doing good stuff for you. But no, we can't afford luxuries like "snacks" and "books" and "teacher salaries" when our poor cops are driving around tankless

26.01.2026 22:33 👍 543 🔁 55 💬 9 📌 1