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oh you asked chatgpt? well I asked my crazy neighbor becky and she said if you ask me that again I will stab you in the eyeball with a shrimp fork.
its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me
thank you! 🥰
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thanks pal! 💕
if there was a bobby kennedy vaccine I would take 20 of them. even if doctors were like ma’am one is enough. I would say give me 20. I simply cannot risk it.
putting a brain full of worm turds in charge of the country’s health? brilliant. no downside. how could this possibly go wron— okay he did just kiss everyone on the mouth and now we all have super diarrhea.
today is my birthday, a perfect day to buy my books! or send me a nintendo switch 2. whichever.
everyone: we would like vaccines and safe foods and fluoride for our teeth please
rfk jr: lol. no.
everyone: well that sucks but at least we’ll always have our sugary coffee drinks to get us through
rfk jr:
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk...
trying to take sugary coffees from teenage girls? oh buddy.
they will eat you.
"We're gonna ask Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks, show us the safety data that show that it's OK for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it. I don't think they're gonna be able to do it," Kennedy said late last month.
yes you know what is really good for teenage girls? dying of preventable diseases and shitting themselves inside out from raw milk.
“he is so active. so alert. we have to check his pulse every three minutes to make sure he is still alive. his balls are perfect rectangles.”
it’s not a war it’s an ✨ explosive✨ multi sensory immersive encounter
writing tip: if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing. sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
where are the winchester brothers when you need them
okay but do we even know how to get rid of a ghoul
Painting of a woman sitting and thinking with my caption “The horrors persist but so does sitting and thinking about the 1987 cinematic masterpiece Moonstruck.”
Olympia Dukakis in moonstruck saying “what you don’t know about women is a lot”
happy international women’s day to the 1987 cinematic masterpiece moonstruck
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
I don’t know what claude is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.
lol! Miss you, friend! 🥰
the rock hard slug we’ve been waiting for
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
lmao
for now
excuse me I’m a 39 year old child and I don’t think I’m allowed to read this