Papa Rae Jepsen

Mirror selfie - man in grey jumper

Hey babes

A reddit post asking "People who were teenagers before social media existed, what was life actually like?"

Oh do fuck off

😇😘

I'm choosing to believe you don't.

🎉 congratulations!!

Only the Ralph Fiennes version

Exactly

I was hoping so 😉

A chair sits on mossy rock above a white raging river

Quite the cuck chair

I'm upset that my most liked post on here is a photo of some lights in the sky and not one of my hilarious witticism or furry tits.

Close! Norway

aurora borealis over mountains in Norway

Just had a pretty incredible experience

A sign saying "Nordnorsk Kunstmuseum"

They've got a museum about you in Norway

Mirror in swim shorts

Been eatin good on this cruise

It's really stunning scenery

Man in grey jumper off the aft of a boat

White house sits in forefront of mountains on lake

Cruising 😉

Still waiting for my Eric Videos moment

a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head . Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .

Opened up gr*ndr in Paris

Kombucha girl

Hotel toilet has a bidet

🥵🥵

Pit tax

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons . Alt: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons .

Guy on scruff is calling it "sperm"

Train is slightly late.

Obviously my entire day is now ruined.

Anthony Albanese in a crowd

Simpsons Prime Minister of Australia

Say what you want about Australia, but I got unexpectedly this close to our Prime Minister today and I didn't even have to stand up.

Fucking hell! So glad you're ok, rough start to the year.

I'll hold off on any thumb jokes for now.

The more egregious ones, certainly

It's so annoying when people don't follow the little rules I make up for them in my head.

Man winking in blue checkered shirt

Happy Friday Boyfriends ❤️

The worst

Can you get the ick professionally? Cause a colleague has started signing off their emails with just the first initial and ew