Papa Rae Jepsen

Babe, you've always got a table upfront

Oh, thats just for you

Wait, I've realised the translational issue here.

By "spunky" I mean "cutie" or "you incredible babe", not "with a lot of spunk" as in the North American vernacular.

I'm good with spice 😉

Captain's orders

You are, spunky

Man in a beige tucked in shirt

Excuse the nipple

Mirror selfie - man in grey jumper

Hey babes

A reddit post asking "People who were teenagers before social media existed, what was life actually like?"

Oh do fuck off

😇😘

I'm choosing to believe you don't.

🎉 congratulations!!

Only the Ralph Fiennes version

Exactly

I was hoping so 😉

A chair sits on mossy rock above a white raging river

Quite the cuck chair

I'm upset that my most liked post on here is a photo of some lights in the sky and not one of my hilarious witticism or furry tits.

Close! Norway

aurora borealis over mountains in Norway

Just had a pretty incredible experience

A sign saying "Nordnorsk Kunstmuseum"

They've got a museum about you in Norway

Mirror in swim shorts

Been eatin good on this cruise

It's really stunning scenery

Man in grey jumper off the aft of a boat

White house sits in forefront of mountains on lake

Cruising 😉

Still waiting for my Eric Videos moment

a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head . Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .

Opened up gr*ndr in Paris

Kombucha girl

Hotel toilet has a bidet

🥵🥵

Pit tax

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons . Alt: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while standing in front of balloons .

Guy on scruff is calling it "sperm"

Train is slightly late.

Obviously my entire day is now ruined.