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@mcdichael

Play my team's game, it's like fire emblem but you die more https://store.steampowered.com/app/2560500/Astral_Throne/ He/Him, based in Ontario, Canada

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if you wanna know the types of bugs I gotta deal with the one I'm currently investigating is "non binary cats with dwarfism crash the game if playing in brazilian portugese"

13.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

Given wishlist number implications I'm pretty certain it will. I have a game that seems way less popular/interesting than yours that broke $100k, so I would be surprised if yours doesn't

12.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. πŸ’ͺ

06.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2208 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 42

I like the phrase "go whole hog" because it implies we are going pig mode, just greasy

05.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*not have things be so predictable

03.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an indie roguelike dev it's a bit of:
a) yeah, kinda
b) it's a format that allows the dev to play the game and not have things be not predictable
c) players DEMAND infinite content. I know not everyone does, but a lot of people do the "$/hour" valuation of video games and we need them to buy lol

03.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a hundred dollar video game? yeah, right So, a while back, I saw someone had the bright idea to say that a $100 video game was where games were headed. As someone who has done a…

New article time!!!

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01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 57

The video game industry decided to discontinue their product, the video game, in exchange for trying to make Fortnites. They have in recent years found out this doesn't work, so they have pivoted from making Fortnites to making ????????????????? nothing I guess

19.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3384 πŸ” 1176 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13

I talked recently to an indie developer who was given the consultation that they should carve out a part of their UI for Northerlion to put his face cam.

13.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

12.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 12630 πŸ” 4473 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 113

I finally made it

09.02.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please wear this in a video

08.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smart Guy: I gave 44 rocks of OpenCrack to my Claudeswarm to regulate my breathing but Gurpsqrl pinged every 1.5s asking β€œis it time to inhale yet” and smoked all 44 rocks in 12 minutes, after which I started suffocating.

Me: I just breathe naturally.

Guy: lol enjoy using 2% of your brain Luddite

01.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 591 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

ok

30.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does game design school really not have "Number Go Up 101"??

27.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can put dollars into my bank account by giving me arts grants

27.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta balance it out with "to be unfair, ...."

27.01.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can put more dollars into my bank account by giving me arts grants

26.01.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can choose Canada by giving me arts grants

23.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate this!! So much!!!

20.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should double your arts grants, to me (after you give me some in the first place)

12.01.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can build a stronger Canada by giving me arts grants

11.01.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome!

07.01.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you recommend going 1 -> 2 -> 3 or 3 -> 1 -> 2 for these remakes?

07.01.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 SUPER DEBT is coming to Kickstarter! 🚨

Jan 27th I'll be launching my 1st Kickstarter campaign! I've gotten this far doing things frugally & solo, but I'd love to hire some friends to help me make the game bigger, better, and faster!

πŸ’Έ Please follow the campaign to be notified when it launches!

06.01.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

Reminds me of when some news sites write about the University of Waterloo being "next to" Toronto

06.01.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a mark of success?? I've only started getting them this year

03.01.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can give me a paycheck by giving me arts grants

03.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

02.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 30345 πŸ” 5290 πŸ’¬ 583 πŸ“Œ 211

You can invest in Canada by giving me arts grants

29.12.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0