Hal Sparks

In his defense, do you think anyone wants to look down from heaven and see the top of his crusty noggin? 🤮

Ps. All those posts are free. I don’t put my substack work behind a paywall. A free sub will show everything 🙏🏻

They are baked in. I would argue they follow my theorem to a T. Underground economies only survive until a more socially acceptable solution presents itself. Then the pattern of scale takes over. Inside their system is a microcosm of private initiative and collective work. They are unnecessary tho

I’m so sorry, Robin. I will. And I know in my own way how you must be feeling right now. I’m sometimes hit with this wave of heaviness and the tears can come from the silliest things. I know for both our sakes that times like these have a horizon. Keep breathing deep, keep moving. ❤️‍🩹

Hey NonVoters…. How ya doin’?

The Iran war is costing a minimum of 2 Billion dollars a day. Ten days of it could have eliminated homelessness in the US for good.

#AmericaFirst?

Yup

Nice work, MAGAts! America iFirst, Amirite?

It could not be more obvious that the president does not care about US service members and in fact regards their deaths as mere political inconveniences. He has more sympathy for Putin than Americans who died because he decided to wage illegal war. Just listen to him.

What’s he gonna say? “A little”? Both our countries are run by arrogant assholes making decisions from the warm side of a bay window.

Another reason why he chose now to bomb the shit out of Iran.

Again, what better way to hide shit economic news than behind a tsunami of rising gas prices. It’s almost as if they saw this as they’re only way out of the affordability trap.

Is it possible to slap your forehead so hard that it knocks all your hair out? Asking for a friend

Oops

Gotta say… I’m starting to think he’s given up on the Nobel Peace Prize. This might be the worst case of sour grapes in history

Pssst… tell the “Ideas” editor to look at the essay I submitted 🤓

Manufacturing an oil crisis is a pretty good way to hide an already cratering economy.

Trump, Bessent and Nutlick consider this a feature not a bug.

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Russia is aiding Iran’s war effort by providing intel on US military targets, sources say | CNN Politics Russia is providing Iran with intelligence about the locations and movements of American troops, ships and aircraft, according to multiple people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue, ...

Super shocking. Given that Russia helped our enemies during Vietnam, Korea, and both gulf wars, who could have guessed this would happen. www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...

I appreciate that. We’re in good spirits and hopeful about it. Lucky that things have improved so much. Still sucks to watch her go through it. I’m sure you understand 🙏🏻

🎶 THE ACE OF SPADES… THE ACE OF SPADES..🎶

In all fairness, MAGAts Literally have trouble understanding the meaning of literally. It makes their heads explode… figuratively

NUT LICKERS! | Patrick Bet David's boy band is torn apart by Howard Nutlick's Epstein island photos! YouTube video by Hal Sparks

NUT LICKERS! | Patrick Bet David's boy band is torn apart by Howard Nutlick's Epstein island photos! youtu.be/ViGZlP--VHc cc: @halsparks.com

"A Little Bit Snippy" | Hillary Clinton breaks Greg Kelly on Epstein Files! YouTube video by Hal Sparks

"A Little Bit Snippy" | Hillary Clinton breaks Greg Kelly on Epstein Files! youtu.be/wuDjgtbQiK8 cc: @halsparks.com

A Fungus Among Us! | Gross Donald Trump's rash decisions hurt America and the world YouTube video by Hal Sparks

A Fungus Among Us! | Gross Donald Trump's rash decisions hurt America and the world youtu.be/ZJWF7vhmsVQ cc: @halsparks.com

"Pure Insanity" | Megyn Kelly & Tucker Carlson are completely lost in Donald Trump's fog of war YouTube video by Hal Sparks

"Pure Insanity" | Megyn Kelly & Tucker Carlson are completely lost in Donald Trump's fog of war youtu.be/PF0sQQRCe5I cc: @halsparks.com

Bomb Sheltered | Is Glenn Beck actually whitewashing Donald Trump's bombs killing civilians?! YouTube video by Hal Sparks

Bomb Sheltered | Is Glenn Beck actually whitewashing Donald Trump's bombs killing civilians?! youtu.be/3IEy7p7MAZ4 cc: @halsparks.com

The Iron Dome | Mark Levin SCREAMS Democrats hate America as no truth can penetrate his dense dome! YouTube video by Hal Sparks

The Iron Dome | Mark Levin SCREAMS Democrats hate America as no truth can penetrate his dense dome! youtu.be/eEjSvCgbfH0 cc: @halsparks.com

By my count this is the fourth “last batch”
Of Epstein Files… 6 more and Pam Bondi gets a free yogurt