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@syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz

She/Her, They/Them, 30, ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ - ๐Ÿ”ž sometimes - Huge fan of both sharks and girls - I write stories and yell about things I like - PFP by @puzzled-artist.bsky.social - Banner by @arishnea.bsky.social

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Shark night! Really hoping these new pillows help. If I can't sleep comfortably with them I'm gonna be SO upset ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.03.2026 10:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at their art. Read their stories.

13.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 108 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
One of those stupid rainbow text on black background yard signs but it reads 

IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
THE 2008 SHOOTER LEGENDARY FOR THE XBOX 360
IS NOT ACTUALLY VERY GOOD BUT REPRESENTS A FORGOTTEN ERA WHERE PUBLISHERS COULD TAKE RISKS ON IDEAS LIKE "CALL OF DUTY WITH MINOTAURS"

One of those stupid rainbow text on black background yard signs but it reads IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: THE 2008 SHOOTER LEGENDARY FOR THE XBOX 360 IS NOT ACTUALLY VERY GOOD BUT REPRESENTS A FORGOTTEN ERA WHERE PUBLISHERS COULD TAKE RISKS ON IDEAS LIKE "CALL OF DUTY WITH MINOTAURS"

12.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 806 ๐Ÿ” 210 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

they should invent a kind of tummy that doesn't hort

13.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 566 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EVERY SINGLE PART of a lily is toxic!

Petals, leaves, pollen, the water in the vase.

You can celebrate someone other ways besides killing their cat.

I worked as a vet tech for 10 years. Let me assure you, you don't want to see your cat go through this nightmare.

12.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1286 ๐Ÿ” 1186 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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In a new article from Nintendo, Masahiro Sakurai revealed that the original City Trial map from Kirby Air Ride was considered for Air Riders. Due to the gameโ€™s scope and various technical limitations with the original map, it could not be brought back.

www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...

13.03.2026 06:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Granblue's gacha wheel is evolving into horrors beyond comprehension dude

13.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone invented a robotic stand that can play a guitar in the town square. Like literally went out of their way to try to make something to replace...busking. You know what people will do when the jobs are done. They don't want to improve the world or make it better, they want us all to die.

13.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 102 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The initial goal has been reached, thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart ๐Ÿ™ Any further donations will help me afford necessities until my next disability check as I put in just the bare minimum because I didn't wish to ask for too much, but really thank you all again for the help โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน

13.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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very late Mar10 art but happy mario to everyone who celebrates!

13.03.2026 06:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 300 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Yuel from Granblue Fantasy saying "hope I don't have a long day" on the background there being a factory that says "Long day factory"

Yuel from Granblue Fantasy saying "hope I don't have a long day" on the background there being a factory that says "Long day factory"

Hopefully Yuel doesn't have a long day today

#GranblueFantasy #NiiemsRKGK

13.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 835 ๐Ÿ” 273 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

today's completely unsurprising news.

this ban was never about child safety anyway. it was about getting australians to face scan for internet access so tech corps could harvest the data - which then by used for facial recognition in surveillance systems.

same reason the uk wants to do it.

13.03.2026 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 86 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you have to keep being strange and show the world how to love new things

12.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 552 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this but also I'd love a version that's just yuri between all the ladies

13.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all those "you should watch x/y/z show if you like a/b/c show" always miss the most important point ; you should kiss me on the forehead before tucking me into bed

13.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 174 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have many thoughts about it, but I believe his statement was oversimplifying. EN and JP both have tools in their linguistic toolkits that the other language doesn't. East Asian languages' plethora of 1st and 2nd-person pronouns is just one example of this among many. But... ๐Ÿงต

13.03.2026 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 77 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Trainer! I want to play ow my back adults today!

25.07.2025 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 350 ๐Ÿ” 156 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

AAAAAAAAHHHH NO SUBPAR CREEK NO!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA PLAY OW MY BACK ADULTS AAAAAAAAAA

13.03.2026 08:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can draw whatever I want

04.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 572 ๐Ÿ” 141 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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12.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 559 ๐Ÿ” 140 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

13.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 11160 ๐Ÿ” 3241 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 482 ๐Ÿ“Œ 167
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13.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 257 ๐Ÿ” 96 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Capcom Cup is the first ever PPV youtube poop

12.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 168 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 385 ๐Ÿ” 149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every person who worked on unbeatable (including many trans people) gets a cut of the game and it also supports the studio which helps us keep them hired

so basically buy your trans friends unbeatable to kill three birds with one forbidden ultimate move

13.03.2026 08:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1816 ๐Ÿ” 645 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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dark miku

30.09.2023 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 702 ๐Ÿ” 225 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใญใ€€ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏใฏไธ‰่€…ไธ‰ๆง˜ใ€€ใฟใ‚“ใชใฎๅฟƒใฎไธญใซใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚ใ‘ใงใ™ใ‚ˆใ€€็งใฏ็งใฎๅฟƒใฎไธญใฎๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏใ‚’ใ€€ๅ‡บๅŠ›ใ—ใŸใ ใ‘ใงใ™ใ€€ใใ‚“ใชใซใ„ใ†ใชใ‚‰ใ‚ใชใŸใฎๅฟƒใฎไธญใฎๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏใ‚’้ญ…ใ›ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€€ใƒŸใ‚ฏใƒใƒˆใƒซใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใœใ€€ใƒŸใ‚ฏใƒใƒˆใƒซ

10.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1559 ๐Ÿ” 332 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tall Miku headcanon

10.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2606 ๐Ÿ” 604 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills.

However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection.

When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills. However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection. When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

13.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3167 ๐Ÿ” 692 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 255