I can't explain it, but Sam Altman looks like if someone went through an event horizon and brought back the evil Tom Waits that got a job working in marketing.
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I can't explain it, but Sam Altman looks like if someone went through an event horizon and brought back the evil Tom Waits that got a job working in marketing.
This is such a good idea. It is great to be righteously angry; it is even better when people figure out a way to channel that into actual efforts to ameliorate harm. Congrats to all.
Rihanna really wrote the line, "who cares when it feels like CRACK" and retired. Bless her
I know the internet is officially dead because I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why chainsaws are gay and nobody can explain it
How do all yoga studios have the exact same horrific vibe?
just made coconut rice in my rice cooker! my house smells amazing
As a daily pusher of a wheelchair, trust me, this is a very big deal
Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about it at this point.
Also I will always say 'goodbye' at the end of a voice note.
yep, we got elective credit for it
"Children who *deserve* a great education" rex foundation really giving it away #RexComus
Please please please please let Shia LaBeouf crash this shit. #rexcomus
I meant the 500 words a day thing, sorry I'm new to Blue sky 💗
Sorry, kid, the government cancelled research into a cure for your disease. The man who swims in sewage and snorts cocaine in public restrooms said it's bad for you. Besides, there's no money now that we're locking up your friend's parents and the guys who mowed our lawn.
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
This is such a great idea
My 'panic buying groceries the weekend before Mardi Gras' has hit new, absurd heights this year.
Anyways, I'll be eating buffalo chicken dip and aloe juice for the next week or so.
I always feel like she should have to change her profile picture, she is so hateful.
Huge day to be gay and unemployed
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
our nation’s first crust punk congressperson being a radical centrist makes a TON of sense actually
Barely been able to leave my house this carnival season, but I still found king cake in my hair this morning
Silent Hill is a linear video game with five ending options. Yet we as a society cannot have a decent film adaptation
I'm convinced 'slow burn' books are actually trying to kill me
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
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Googling, "what foods to eat when you're sick" and scrolling until I hit pizza
I just bought a nice one from Costco 💗
Sad af but got a blowout today so no one will ever know.
The murder of Renee Nicole Good also demonstrates another obvious and terrible truth that the Movement for Black Lives have tried to tell America about state violence: there's never been a such thing as a perfect victim
This right here is why marriage equality matters. She had a wife. They have a child. Why should this child also lose their other parent who was raising them?
Yes