Aggie

I scare people. It's my special talent.

That's because you're out there. 😏

Because they absorbed Canadians' meanness, so that actual Canadians would be considered friendly people.

My ticket to Vienna was 120 EUR. Tickets to the Foos, in the same venue, but worse section, were 130 EUR. If washed-up dad rockers can get away with charging more, why do people pile on Taylor?

FLORIDAAAA!!!!

like, you cannot sleep with another and think your wife is going to be totally fine! 😀😭

does AI benefit anybody but uncreative white men?

It's kind of like...you can't do something shitty and still get your way in the end.

thank you. 🫶

can't be that hard to get a boating license, right?

Me: DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG FOR EVERYTHING?

*plays All You Had To Do Was Stay*

Paris posted it on Insta!

Oh, just that Czechs don't talk to strangers. It's a very closed-off society. If you compliment random people, and you're not a child, they will assume you are trying to steal from them.

It would be if it wouldn't compromise child custody conversations. 😂

Her face value tickets were extremely affordable considering the costs associated with such a massive production/tour. And, she consistently declines the use of dynamic pricing.

but, I used to do this ALL THE TIME back home. it was so much fun and brightening someone else's day is so rewarding.

at least you're not where I'm at, which is playing LWYMMD on repeat while plotting murder.

this will get you arrested in Czechia, probably.

playing really sad songs like loml while watching him squirm because he knows they're about him and his stupidity. does that count? it's honestly hard to find whimsy in anything these days because i mostly just want to cut off his dick.

You will never convince me that Czech society doesn't hate women. And, I think that many Czech women even hate women. I don't know whether I'd consider myself an empath, but I swear that I can see the pain and desperation and loneliness in so many women's eyes here.

like, "well, if you just had sex more often, he wouldn't need to rape you." 🤢

Well yea, this would just low-key justify spousal rape. It's technically illegal, but with this kind of law, how many women would ever feel comfortable going to the police? They'd probably be told that it's their duty to allow this behaviour.

So gross.

Me neither, but I will never understand what pleasure is derived from your partner being a starfish...

My favourite thing to do is stare intensely at men because they always look away scared.

I recently learned that not "performing your wifely duties" is grounds for divorce in CZE, and I think I just vomited in my mouth a bit. Why would anyone want to be with someone that doesn't enthusiastically want to bang them?

When you get excited about buying a Dyson, then you've made it. 😂

Bestie, thank you for sharing this incredible experience with us.

Droooool.

I didn't even notice. 😂