Aggie

The number of times I've streamed loml in the last week is why this happened.

a CD display case in a music store. the slot is reserve for John Mayer, but the album is Speak Now (Taylor's Version) by Taylor Swift, in reference to the song Dear John. The signage behind the CDs is on a pink banner with white bubble font that reads "pop" and "rock & pop"

not all heroes wear capes.

(stolen from Facebook)

ahem...was Harry Styles inspired by Benito's shorts when he agreed to wear those wee yellow shorts in the American Girls video? 👀

that's so stinkin' cute. happy anniversary, you absolute cutie patooties.

I just saw this. Happy freakin' birthday!!! Hope you had an amazing day.

I'm literally just nauseous. I think I'm going to puke i stg.

He thinks I'm going to forgive him like Czech couples often do. I'm learning infidelity is extremely common here and kind of seen as okay.

Thank you. I'm so fucking mad. Like, I'm literally shaking.

Yes. That's right.

I threw all of his shit into the bedroom. he's going to have fun time cleaning all of it up tonight. maybe he'll go to a hotel.

He refuses to leave, and I can't kick him out. Both our names are on the rental contract.

I told him that if he wasn't gone by the weekend, I'm going to throw his belongings off the balcony.

HE HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER FOR MONTHS I AM GOING TO BE SICK

cold sore maybe?!

oh weird. now i'm curious.

well, I do think she's had lip fillers so maybe that's why? or maybe they overlined her lips in this photo?

oh she has the world's most perfect lip shape.

omg that is SO BETH CODED.

Right? In all seriousness, Bratislava is a cute city. Small and maybe not a top tourist destination, but it's still worth visiting.

You had me crawling for you honey
And it never would've gone away, no
You used to shine so bright
But I watched all of it fade

The nurses would probably be nicer in Bohnice.

And you're mine. 🫶🏻

A 3-bedroom flat in fuck ass Bohunice sells for over $1M CAD now. Who the fuck even buys these?

I'll sing Bratislava's praises for free, and I'll say it's because Anton lives there.

I can see you

i would also like to see, please and thank you.

Yes, I know that our engineers use it for coding and other engineering things. I suppose I should have specified that I meant AI for consumer/commercial use, and not it's more relevant applications in engineering, software development, etc.

I mean, the white man part was an obvious generalization because the vast majority of tech CEOs are white men. 😅

Midnights

I scare people. It's my special talent.