Witchy

METALLLL 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Do those ‘trapped’ cars not have functional steering?

We got a deal on used owls. Their heads don’t turn all the way around, but we equipped them with tiny neck braces and they seem happy.

No shit!

My doc once told me I could put anything in my ear that I put in my mouth. I said ‘steak and chips?’ and he looked at me in disbelief.

Much chuckle at this last night, well done everyone.

Check out our new botanical gardens! It’s been 2 days since the plants have devoured anyone, so it’s probably safe now.

Fuck. I hope a full recovery is on the way. Listen to any Dead Kennedys record and it could’ve been written in the last decade, not 40 years ago.

I changed the system error messages on one of our dev VAXen to be ‘ow!’ On a CTRL-Y and ‘WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS’ on CTRL-O.

Got complained at.

Niche 😁

Aye, no mention of cats.

“Terribly sorry Mr Invigilator, but I can recite the words of ‘Upon Westminster Bridge’ if you like”

Too busy writing on the sole of a slipper with a biro mate.

Aye, me and Mrs Witchy went there a few years ago and it was very splendid. I too have yet to visit the London one, I’m just not in London as often as I used to be.

Hunkin is one of my heroes. I was chuffed to monkeys when he reappeared with more videos the other year. See also his Arcade near Covent Garden.

So is his bonkers Retro museum in Ramsgate with the Furby organ, dancing haunted Tellytubbies and a full-blown church organ.

Ew!

What an absolutely soulless pointless barren feature. And his ‘grass’ looks shit too.

But Cardiacs are at arctangent too.

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

Don’t worry, it’s over here.

Possibly, but instead I can say ‘help me Mrs Medlicott, I don’t know what to do! I’ve only got 3 bullets but there’s 4 of Mötley Crüe’

Aaaaargh the point of *boilerplate* is that *it's the same every time and you only need one copy and use it every time* so *you don't need a device to generate it for you*

Why
Won't
These
Fucking
People
Just
Learn
Or
Even
Remember
How
To
Code

I do wonder what knowledge I’ve sacrificed in order to accidentally memorise Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics.

Is this New Labour Keir Star-mer
Is this New Labour Keir Star-mer
If this is Is this New Labour Keir Star-mer
Should anyone need me I’ll be over there.

😄 that’s the badger.

Not an earworm I was expecting either. Next you’ll be sharing ‘lone ranger’ by Quantum Jump.

This. I simply can't understand why people hold a feckin' lapel mic like they're a reporter at the scene of a News. They clip on for a reason!

How very Lonnie Donnegan 😆

I guess it’s the same with kets or doods, though I have it in the back of me mind that doods was a brand name aeons ago.