My grandpa was teased as a kid for eating spaghetti and other garlicky foods, and he thought it was so funny when, after the war, those same people would spend big bucks to take their dates to Italian restaurants. He would have loved this. 🥲
Nothing more relatable than getting pissed off at my cat for drinking all my wine
Hiroshi Masumura
Hiroshi Masumura
The cupholder is such an elegant and fun idea. All of you kick ass.
Gotta be Rand, right
No, I'm in Darmascus. Not Damaskus.
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DARmascus. DAR. By Afghittystan.
Idiots, just fly it across the water
trying to figure out if the good pizza place will deliver to me
It's a bad question. You simply disagree with the premise of prison abolition, which is that prisons provably do not increase public safety. Asking "what do we do with rapists, then?" is hilarious!
If I erected a massive obelisk that blocks out the sun, would you say, "Sure, I agree it's bad, but what do we replace it with?"
Friend, you couldn't even be bothered to finish reading the cartoon
The sea salt is antimicrobial
Someone please Photoshop this so the catcher is upside down
Yes, people are unlikely to talk to you if you demonstrate that you haven't read even the most basic literature on the topic.
As long as you're living in a declining empire, you WILL consume lead
This kind of locker room talk is antithetical to the sexual but extremely respectful themes of the song
I want everyone who goes to my profile to get an auto-play video of me rapping about cooking italian food
monetize bluesky by letting users pay to put a picture of a lady on the sidebar and when you flip your phone upside down her clothes fall off
RIP Bozo
one of the neat things about living in a society with drastic income and wealth disparity is that dumb little soundbites like this are never true, have never been true, cannot ever be true
you sagged down into the class you previously were able to ignore and now you, too, must destroy capitalism
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Miga, Cat of Cats;
Taki-style rolled corn chip snacks that are ranch flavored. The little ranch Takis are a pale tannish color with a white dusting on them
the scene from arrested development where Gob accidentally bleaches the Franklin puppet and Franklin says "You've ruined the act, Gob" in a Mid-Atlantic accent
Andrew Yang-ass proposal
This guy is a complete dipshit!
I have been censored for my banger post
oh the "jail for a thousand years" one?
no, not that one,
the children are calling me "unc" because I'm lactose intolerant
They're calling it "the least dignified song of the new century"
"I thought it would have more references or like, jokes about trader joes? It's just really, really horny"
writing a silk shirt r&b song for the tall lady at the trader joes
Well, we were all so excited when we saw this. If you look over here, you'll notice the 'UL' stamp, and that's what they used to call a 'safety certification' back in the day. They would actually check to see if things were safe for use. Now if you look over there [runs away with the gas can]
taking my full gas can to the antiques roadshow
