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@lzrdthevampireslyr

Liz | 28 | they/them BtVS/Spuffy fiend Friend of Dorothea Weedlor truther Sanvers Fam Paramore is love, Paramore is life My illness is chronic but these tits are iconic πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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There’s already enough shit going on, being a fucking asshole to someone when they’ve been on the brink of total mental breakdown all day feels excessive.

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank god! Utah Mormons are a different breed lmfao.

10.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol I feel like being raised Mormon has me even less interested in it. They all remind me of the awful mean girls in my ward.

09.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know any songs in the vein of Soon You’ll Get Better? I’m having a lot of feelings about my mom’s cancer and I want to make a playlist about it.

09.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12452 πŸ” 7546 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

some people never got a personal pizza for reading and IT SHOWS

09.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need social interaction but everyone else in my house has been binge watching the secret lives of mormon wives and I hate reality tv normally, but this is like extra bullshit awful. Like pls can we watch literally anything else?

09.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support for Medical Care After Job Loss, organized by Chantell Aaker After a long and exhausting effort to secure workplace accommodations for my he… Chantell Aaker needs your support for Support for Medical Care After Job Loss

my job. I am going to post the link below. If you wouldn't mind sharing this out, I would be eternally grateful. Any amount will help towards me being able to find a safe and secure home for myself and my cat. Thank youπŸ’œ

gofund.me/986b0f1aa

08.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 10
If you ever miss me look for me in these albums:

1. Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever by Noah Kahan
2. Rainbow by Kesha
3. After Laughter by Paramore
4. Same Trailer Different Park by Kacey Musgraves
5. Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams
6. Grief Creature by Mary Lambert
7. The Joshua Tree by U2
8. Melodrama by Lorde

If you ever miss me look for me in these albums: 1. Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever by Noah Kahan 2. Rainbow by Kesha 3. After Laughter by Paramore 4. Same Trailer Different Park by Kacey Musgraves 5. Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams 6. Grief Creature by Mary Lambert 7. The Joshua Tree by U2 8. Melodrama by Lorde

08.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom is watching something with β€œWhat Was I Made For” playing and I’ve been transported back to seeing The Barbie Movie with her and that scene and I must leave the room immediately.

08.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a tolerance break so bad. And it’s making me twitch a lot recently which can’t be great.

08.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks PJ, we’ve been trying to laugh as much as we can about the situation. It’s helped a lot. πŸ’š

08.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s so funny. And she loves games. She pretends like that comment is silly goofy, but I know she’s making plans rn. πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my GOD πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom: I should do this!
Us: *look at her*
Mom: when I die I should have my ashes put into an hourglass so I can still participate in family game night
My sister: what the hell is wrong with you?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The last time I listened to a Harry Styles album in full I was on LSD.

08.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We got really high and were listening to Kiss All The Time, Disco Occasionally.

08.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else been getting 10+ calls a day breaking through their spam filter offering you a loan approval for a loan you never applied for? Bc I’m at my wits end.

07.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a goose flipping head all the way back like going crazy - all nerves no system - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

a goose flipping head all the way back like going crazy - all nerves no system - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

07.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I update my fic tracker spreadsheet today for the first time in a month and I’m at 2,304,000+ words read this year. 93% of which is Ronance. I’m addicted. πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely have to complete a specific task today, I’ve run out of days to procrastinate, but I really want to take my meds and crawl back in bed.

06.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My sister: Titi is going to come over!
My 4.5 yo niece: We don’t say bad words!
My sister (giggling): Does Titi say bad words?
Niece: Yeah! All the time!

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Funko pop figures in boxes sitting on top of an olive green couch with a white and grey marble background. The left Funko is Robin Buckley from Stranger Things and the right Funko is Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things.

Two Funko pop figures in boxes sitting on top of an olive green couch with a white and grey marble background. The left Funko is Robin Buckley from Stranger Things and the right Funko is Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things.

They’re both finally here!

06.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Funko pop figures in boxes sitting on top of an olive green couch with a white and grey marble background. The left Funko is Robin Buckley from Stranger Things and the right Funko is Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things.

Two Funko pop figures in boxes sitting on top of an olive green couch with a white and grey marble background. The left Funko is Robin Buckley from Stranger Things and the right Funko is Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things.

They’re both finally here!

06.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My sister: Titi is going to come over!
My 4.5 yo niece: We don’t say bad words!
My sister (giggling): Does Titi say bad words?
Niece: Yeah! All the time!

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

06.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1440 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8

Me laying on the floor under the table after group therapy with my legs against the wall bc I’m having a pots episode: There’s some mystery stains under this table.

My therapist: *lays on the floor next to me to see said mysterious stains*

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
@twitchyspoonie
I really wish people understood how much power there is in claiming the word 'disabled' and letting go of the shame we're taught to have about our bodies and brains. Disabled isn't a negative word. It connects us to a community, culture & identity that is powerful."

@twitchyspoonie I really wish people understood how much power there is in claiming the word 'disabled' and letting go of the shame we're taught to have about our bodies and brains. Disabled isn't a negative word. It connects us to a community, culture & identity that is powerful."

@twitchyspoonie on x

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Stares straight into the camera, unblinking

05.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0