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I’ve been on an absolute roll with my jokes this week.

and smoke a bowl and then we’d park closer and walk in reeking of weed and bags full of snacks. Those were the days. 😂

I used to go to the movies every Tuesday on $5 Tuesdays, but then covid happened and I moved to LA mid-pandemic and it’s like $25 for a normal ticket there and I’ve never gotten back into the movie going habit. My best friends and I used to drive to the bottom of the parking garage at the theatre

You didn’t say Costco pie nor did you say can of whipped cream. My brain is fried.

I had a specific movie purse for awhile that I’d cut the lining in the inner zipper to sneak snacks in. Costco pumpkin pie and a can of whipped cream is epic lmao.

A crochet piece laying on OP’s left leg. It is a filet (mesh) style piece that is intended to look like the top half of a box of Marlboro Red cigarettes. There are over 50 loose threads to weave into the project.

A crochet piece laying on OP’s left leg. It is a filet (mesh) style piece that is intended to look like the top half of a box of Marlboro Red cigarettes. All the ends have been woven in.

65+ ends woven in layer, I’m finally ready to start crocheting the next section. Ambitious as fuck of me to try color-work for the first time on a filet piece where I can’t just carry the yarn and do in fact have an end every time there’s a color change.

Umm abso fucking lately

The Spoonie Secret Code i'm fine - lies. obvious lies. just tired - my body is a crime scene pacing myself - crawling like a tortured sloth weather's acting up - my joints are screaming their lungs out

THIS IS SO REAL! I have a top surgery consult in May and I keep switching back and forth between wanting full top surgery and having a reduction bc 97% of the time, I don’t want them, but 3% of the time, I’m like DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TIBBIES. So a detachable Velcro scenario would be ideal.

I need detachable boobs just like in general, not even for sleep related purposes. I know my Husband wouldn’t like them being optional but I really need a solution for the days when I just don’t want em

I’m finally able to watch the new season of The Pitt and I’m so hype.

trying to explain to my healthy friends that chronic means forever [pic of guy arguing with brick wall and the wall is saying 'oh. you're sick again? weren't you just sick last week?!' mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Hey folks! Sharing this GFM again because Mirabelle is far from reaching her goal & has rent due at the end of the week. Any help would be much appreciated! Please share as widely as possible ❤️❤️

I just don’t want to have to think about cancer ever again.

*knocks on door*
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Zofran?

If you hate your HOA, nothing is funnier than installing a 7,000+ capacity Bat Roost, causing thousands of bats to come into your neighborhood. This will cause your HOA to complain, but they cannot legally do anything because bats are federally protected animals and cannot be removed. 🦇🦇🦇

I don't have an HOA but I'm installing one just to do this

There’s already enough shit going on, being a fucking asshole to someone when they’ve been on the brink of total mental breakdown all day feels excessive.

Oh thank god! Utah Mormons are a different breed lmfao.

lol I feel like being raised Mormon has me even less interested in it. They all remind me of the awful mean girls in my ward.

Anyone know any songs in the vein of Soon You’ll Get Better? I’m having a lot of feelings about my mom’s cancer and I want to make a playlist about it.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

some people never got a personal pizza for reading and IT SHOWS

I need social interaction but everyone else in my house has been binge watching the secret lives of mormon wives and I hate reality tv normally, but this is like extra bullshit awful. Like pls can we watch literally anything else?

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my job. I am going to post the link below. If you wouldn't mind sharing this out, I would be eternally grateful. Any amount will help towards me being able to find a safe and secure home for myself and my cat. Thank you💜

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If you ever miss me look for me in these albums: 1. Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever by Noah Kahan 2. Rainbow by Kesha 3. After Laughter by Paramore 4. Same Trailer Different Park by Kacey Musgraves 5. Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams 6. Grief Creature by Mary Lambert 7. The Joshua Tree by U2 8. Melodrama by Lorde

My mom is watching something with “What Was I Made For” playing and I’ve been transported back to seeing The Barbie Movie with her and that scene and I must leave the room immediately.

I need a tolerance break so bad. And it’s making me twitch a lot recently which can’t be great.

Thanks PJ, we’ve been trying to laugh as much as we can about the situation. It’s helped a lot. 💚

She’s so funny. And she loves games. She pretends like that comment is silly goofy, but I know she’s making plans rn. 😂