Several years ago I was talking to my dad and I was like “I respect that we grew up without religion” and he said “what do you mean? We were Christians” and that’s how you can tell just how little we talked when I was a kid
I know they like drinking, owning a jeep and college football
A few minutes before this they show the gyno table
It’s one of the greatest videos we’ve ever played on the show
People have sex in there
This is one of the great scenes in horror cinema
We watched the most popular tom
And bunny sex club tour
I love doing Gareth Reynold’s podcast because, much like the majority report, I get to imagine like 25% of the audience hoping that we die before he asks us to come on the show again
Cancel the rest of my appointments, a woman might perform at Ozzfest.
A lady got kicked off of my flight for allegedly acting crazy and I felt bad for her because she kept yelling “I have freedom of speech, you can’t do this” her carry on was a bunch of stuff wrapped up in a blanket
How dare they
Excuse me. What?
I’m watching the video again for a project and it’s so wild
I vote for Gay Eminem. Woke!
You get to cum there. You can’t lose
Seeing the outside definitely makes me feel ok being naked in there
The outside is also very funny
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to get over how funny the Tom and Bunny EC Oasis club tour starts in a room where the wall paper is coming off
Like, I don’t care to say who I voted for. I only vote for losers. I’m a loser!
It’s so sick how ashamed they are of their vote. They feel bad even when they win and never wonder why.
I’m hoping to get Eminem and Metallica to play the Guys Half Time Show
One promise I can make to you is that I will never stop fighting for this cause.
I hold this grudge against the world because my wife and I had a shitty car (95 Achieva) and the exhaust got fucked up and it was loud. Not by choice but we had zero money at the time and a toddler. The cops pulled my wife over and gave her a ticket for the noise so when an engine revs I go insane
If I was writing Homicide Note today it would be about people with insanely loud cars that rev their engines
Imagine laying in bed at night, staring at the ceiling and thinking “damn, I got tricked by the most transparently dumb and evil man on the planet” this doesn’t only go for Bill Maher but also the morons who thought Trump was some sort of anti-war guy.
Bill Maher figuring out he got tricked into thinking that Donald Trump is a human instead of a sloth shaped Facebook meme is satisfying
I will turn into Gay Eminem in a second
Just in case Washington comes calling
You are reading this wrong, they mean that Hillary and Kamala were ON the right
Oh yeah? That’s cool. Did he sing a Frank Sinatra song?
