sorry guys, time to put on those cute little uniforms, set sail, and die for oil so that our pedophile president can keep his promise to Israel
11.03.2026 21:38
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sorry guys, time to put on those cute little uniforms, set sail, and die for oil so that our pedophile president can keep his promise to Israel
The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
a New York Times writer believes progress should be stopped in order to venerate a rapist, what a shocker
lol the best unofficial spokesperson in music the IDF can muster these days is the human thumb that’s down with the sickness
Hillary Clinton’s main problem with Trump 2.0 seems to be that he’s getting to do war with Iran instead of her
Heartbreaking: beloved local restaurant’s spicy chicken sandwich not actually spicy when ordered for catering
if you die fighting iran you "died in the pedo wars," that's just how we're gonna remember you, sorry
between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out
Interesting how much LLM discourse is a rerun of early internet hopium--"The information superhighway! A democratizing tool that will lead to less drudgery, fight inequality, and create a more informed and rational citizenry!"--without any reference to, uh, how that worked out.
Imagining the Iranian spokesperson saying “get ready for $200 oil barrel” in the Adam Silver meme voice
“I agree with Neil deGrasse Tyson” is something you should never want to admit
The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, 📸 by Issac Baldizon
fake Matt Christman tweet: “This is the stupidest day in NBA history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in NBA history.”
Bam Adebayo, break Kobe Bryant’s single-game scoring record and my life is yours
“please don’t fight back, or there will be consequences” I dunno man, you’ve been bombing them for over a week, what else can you really threaten
hey look, it’s Eugenics Levy
will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.
Electing this guy twice is really bad. But the real reason the US cannot be trusted is that it has been unable to impeach him.
Tough night for the Sixers. I know they’re down a few starters, but you can’t help but wonder if having an electric young guard to turn to would have helped.
Yesterday’s Shadowdark game featured:
- the Ranger using spider climb to do a diving elbow drop (but with a sword) on a giant snake
- one Wizard trivializing an ambush with Wall Of Ice
- the other Wizard trying to make friends with Crystal Statues
- the party discovering the lost name of a dead god
This repeats yet another pattern from the Iraq War. When the Iraqis did not behave as the Americans wanted — without the deference and gratitude that a foreign military occupier felt it was due — they became targets.
oh god that’s awful
Apparently the same person who puked in our apartment building’s elevator also puked right out in front of the building’s entrance. Shameful stuff.
kamala harris would have been just as bad in the sense that she ran on beefing up cops, criminalizing protest, increasing funding for ICE, and committed to making the american military "the greatest fighting force in the world." then she would've lost re-election to an even more explicit fascist.
Garth Ennis’ Doonesbury
scenes from a better world: www.instagram.com/reel/DVj0Fvp...
Too late he already runs the country
A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."