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Yea, it’s me and I’m him.

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Hella trips this summer. 🥳🥳🥳 I can’t wait.

10.03.2026 19:20 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Imagine if he left me alone from the jump.”

10.03.2026 00:50 👍 46 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 2

THIS. lmao

10.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣 yea like his first 3 years was all Aaron Rodgers

10.03.2026 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Oysters and clams in 9 states could be contaminated with norovirus, FDA warns Restaurants and retailers are asked not to sell oysters from Drayton Harbor Oyster Company and Manila clams from Lummi Indian Business Council, both in Washington state.

The FDA warns consumers about oysters and clams which could be contaminated with norovirus and were sent to nine states, including California, Florida and New York.

10.03.2026 18:20 👍 37 🔁 57 💬 8 📌 31

That tweet about Men starting in jail is becoming increasingly accurate now.

10.03.2026 17:53 👍 13 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

He’s only 25 lmao

10.03.2026 18:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

$100K or "the trip of a lifetime for you and 3 guests"?

10.03.2026 18:16 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 12 📌 76

trumper family taking their kids to the dewoked smithsonian and then they come across this display and that song from the incredibles plays from when mr. incredible finds out that syndrome killed all his friends with the ball thing

10.03.2026 17:26 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

Exactly as John Roberts and Anthony Kennedy intended when they made the Citizen's United decision.

10.03.2026 17:19 👍 17 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0
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Billionaires’ % share of federal election spending in:

2008: 0.3%

2024: 19%

@nytimes.com #GildedAge
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

10.03.2026 16:50 👍 1117 🔁 531 💬 61 📌 69

One of these things is not like the others!!

10.03.2026 17:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hshhssjs cuz they know they ain’t right smh

10.03.2026 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When white people found out they had Neanderthal DNA in their genes they rehabilated the entire species. 😂😂😂

10.03.2026 17:14 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

Im still pissed BTW.
Almost started cursing in there 😭😭😭

10.03.2026 17:10 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

An entire day. Just dumb.

10.03.2026 17:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Suck my dick from the back” is six words.

10.03.2026 16:52 👍 43 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 2

Best shit I ever learned …..

Godspeed Uncle Sam.

Get it in blood

10.03.2026 17:04 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I will say that dope boys have said businessmen would die on the streets the way they lie and backstab.

10.03.2026 16:25 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 2

CEOs see business in an adversarial way. Very capitalist and consumptive. I’d imagine dope bois understand numbers and how to maintain the relationships that make a business flourish way better.

10.03.2026 16:19 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

EX. EMPT.

10.03.2026 16:55 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 3
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 11245 🔁 2426 💬 238 📌 185

Coming back to this. And I find it funny that white suburban moms are doing pole dancing and twerk classes but giving the originators some shine is a line too far.

10.03.2026 16:51 👍 33 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0
TL;DR: Mirror selfie of Nani, a Black woman wearing a cute Team Rocket–inspired outfit with a red “R” jacket, Poké Ball skirt, clear sunglasses, and holding a Team Rocket Poké Ball.

Details: Mirror selfie of Nani, a Black woman posing indoors while taking a selfie with her phone. She stands facing the mirror with a composed, confident expression. Nani has long black locs styled over her shoulders, decorated with small butterfly-shaped hair clips. She wears clear 90’s-style wraparound sunglasses and large “Babygirl” hoop earrings.

She is dressed in a cropped black jacket with a bold red “R” across the chest, referencing the Pokémon villain group Team Rocket. Beneath it, she wears a black skirt patterned with small red-and-white Poké Balls scattered across the fabric. Around her neck are layered silver chain necklaces, and her nails are long and neatly manicured black French tips with barb wire trim.

In one hand, Nani holds a black-and-red Team Rocket–style Poké Ball marked with a white “R.” A chunky gold BlerdCon ‘26 VIP chain strap from a bag hangs at her side. The background is a neutral indoor setting with a textured wall, keeping the focus on Nani and her playful, villain-themed Pokémon outfit.

TL;DR: Mirror selfie of Nani, a Black woman wearing a cute Team Rocket–inspired outfit with a red “R” jacket, Poké Ball skirt, clear sunglasses, and holding a Team Rocket Poké Ball. Details: Mirror selfie of Nani, a Black woman posing indoors while taking a selfie with her phone. She stands facing the mirror with a composed, confident expression. Nani has long black locs styled over her shoulders, decorated with small butterfly-shaped hair clips. She wears clear 90’s-style wraparound sunglasses and large “Babygirl” hoop earrings. She is dressed in a cropped black jacket with a bold red “R” across the chest, referencing the Pokémon villain group Team Rocket. Beneath it, she wears a black skirt patterned with small red-and-white Poké Balls scattered across the fabric. Around her neck are layered silver chain necklaces, and her nails are long and neatly manicured black French tips with barb wire trim. In one hand, Nani holds a black-and-red Team Rocket–style Poké Ball marked with a white “R.” A chunky gold BlerdCon ‘26 VIP chain strap from a bag hangs at her side. The background is a neutral indoor setting with a textured wall, keeping the focus on Nani and her playful, villain-themed Pokémon outfit.

My lil GeekNik Team Rocket fit. Prepared to acquire some rare Pokémon by unethical means. #BlerdCon

10.03.2026 14:10 👍 142 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 3

There are certain people that talk crazy because they’ve never been hit. I really believe there are people walking around that have never been in a physical altercation in their lives. Not even in their elementary school days.

10.03.2026 15:03 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 7

Who is he crying to though? The authorities are not coming. Better hit that weight room. 💀

10.03.2026 16:45 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So flabbergasted that all he could do was sit and holler 😭

10.03.2026 16:43 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

“Get the count wrong they’ll fuck you up”

10.03.2026 16:32 👍 44 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 1

I used to argue with my business professors in college because I said the dope bois in my neighborhood had better business acumen than the majority of the CEOs in this country.

And JUST LOOK.....

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 86 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 13

"Damn....ain't that some shit."

10.03.2026 16:35 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0