Once again fucking over my sleep schedule with goobers I’d take bullets for.
Wouldn’t have it any other way. 🩵
11.03.2026 06:32
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Once again fucking over my sleep schedule with goobers I’d take bullets for.
Wouldn’t have it any other way. 🩵
Farbtoner
found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind
SHUT YOUR DOOMER ASS UP & REGARD LIFE AS PRECIOUS ENOUGH TO DEFEND, SUNSHINE!!!!!
fartboner
Many such cases
They Removed The Bagel Tiger's Gallbladder
hey
I’m so fucking gay chat
estrogen is magic 🩷
Chris in a car that's far too small pulling a sick drift on a nighttime highway road B)
BIG BEAR LITTLE DRIFT
#smuttysquid #comm for @frosteeboi.bsky.social
I know I've quote posted this like three times now but Jesus fucking Christ in a tuba this book has fucked up my system in the blorst way possible
My friends all showed this to me, pointed at me, called me a dipshit, and laughed.
Fuck you @strype.bsky.social @bageltiger.bsky.social @thunderkitsu.bsky.social
Queer Barney from Half Life 2 be like: Now about that queer I owed ya
Oh my god I'm a therapy dog
I am making these standard for the next convention party I throw
No cry! D: I didn’t mean to make you sad
I’m so fucking gay chat
Even better I’VE DONE POTTERY PROFESSIONALLY
I am making these standard for the next convention party I throw
@bageltiger.bsky.social Have you considered the party puppy dog bowl?
Pet bowl
Pet bowl full of maccie cheese
I HAVE A DEGREE FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW DID I GET HERE
Queer Barney from Half Life 2 be like: Now about that queer I owed ya
"Drinkable Beeschussy Squart"
#nocontext
[movie trailer voice]
this gal's got gall... but no gallbladder
"Drinkable Beeschussy Squart"
#nocontext
Cause “deerpshit” doesn’t roll off the tongue and “doepshit” sounds like something fucking rad
(Which you are btw, love you 💙)
Had to take a few days off from work over getting my gallbladder emergency removed, any help would be appreciated and will go directly towards rent and food.
Cashapp, Venmo, everything is under $bageltiger
you can find all options here: linktr.ee/bageltiger
I mean it's a pet food bowl, so I'd hope so
Bagel Tiger's gallbladder got yoinked out.
BIG DAWG
BIG BOWL