Miles Smith

Damn, I would really like one of their batteries for my drone.

Hey - don't discount the music made by potential extra-planatary silicon-based life forms! For all we know, the Horta and/or Tholians make music better than this computational excrement.

Great, “AI” has reached “Hallmark Holiday Theme song” level-quality.

So, so worth it.

What's this French crap? I call it a Freedom Boil <red tail hawk screams in the distance>

Truly, the pressing issue of our times.

A modern "Better dead than red", I guess.

Jesus wept.

Jesus loves all the little children. Except those Iranian children; they can get rekt.

“Jesus went up on a mountain, and then opened His mouth and taught them, saying, ‘Blessed are our MAXIMALLY LETHAL WARFIGHTERS, for they shall have no need for Rules of Engagement. Also, fuck them kids. lol.‘”

Not until the word "Trump" reaches parity with "buffalo"

And what do any of those have to do with bombing schools and desalination plants or poisoning the air over Tehran?

Oh, wow. That is super interesting.

It would have been cheaper to just pay Khamenei *whatever* he wanted to leave Iran.

Isn't the hydrogen created through radioactive decay?

Huh, I grew up in an evangelical church, elementary and high school, and college and never heard that one, but it sounds about as stupid as their old "ice shield/water canopy around Earth" idea.

btw not doubting you, that's just a new one for me.

How… how the fuck do they think that because it is a mineral it is “constantly regenerating”? Just the dumbest fucking people…

Oh, shit! He used the "Strong" voice?!

Huh. Well, shows how long it's been since I've bought or been given a gift card.

WE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, MOM.

The "stonks" meme image - a creepy, almost human form in a suit standing in front of a spreadsheet with an arrow pointing to the upper right with the word "stonks" emblazoned in front.

@atomicdumpling.com should just change it to:

It's full of highly technical, domain specific knowledge. Using Pubmed for medical advice would be like using a C++ manual to troubleshoot why Windows won't load your web browser.

That's not why Pubmed isn't useful for the layperson. I've used Pubmed for scientific research 20 years and looking up something like "what is downstream of STAT1" or "what is the receptor for SARS2" is easy, but I wouldn't find it straight forward to answer something like "what is this infection"?

Buy gift cards with cash, use gift cards to pay for Proton mail.

and that's kinda sad tbh

They should have consulted with or retained Alan Dershowitz to learn about working with minors.

I would like to petition that we stop referring to them as "manuscripts" and return to calling them "Rude Collections"

Well it sure as hell isn't gonna get stuck reading the back of a shampoo bottle.

I can think of some people in that news story that I would particularly enjoy seeing die.

Hey @welch.senate.gov Markwayne is my senator and like hell he is respected or honest and you can get completely fucked if you think he is.

This fucking crusader needs to eat it just like all the other crusaders. Hope he get fucking leprosy.