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Porn Star: onlysiri.com (OF) & siridahl.com (all links) Podcast Host: @firstthirstpod.com Producer & Host of @corntelethon.bsky.social ๐ŸŒฝ โ˜Ž๏ธ

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Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

NEW: A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men, including minors, to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

When we asked them about it in January, they lied about the huge security flaw. Here's why we're naming them now:

10.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 254 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Hey, this is quite big!

Hadn't checked the bill until now (PDF); it really is removing sex work related sanctions!
Including sex work itself. โค๏ธ

(Yes, minors and trafficking is still illegal. None on those is removed).

There's apparently a hearing this Wednesday.
leg.colorado.gov/bills/SB26-097
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09.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

09.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2657 ๐Ÿ” 366 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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NBCโ€™s Richard Engel: โ€œThe White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commandersโ€ฆ they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think itโ€™s a joke and put out material like this.โ€

09.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 15899 ๐Ÿ” 6634 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 930 ๐Ÿ“Œ 472

โ€˜markwayne.โ€™ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldnโ€™t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

05.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 824 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Omg I love that!! I had so much fun. Iโ€™ll be back on soon again for another guest host

09.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of Scott Rogowsky in a blue suit printed all over with the Play Savvy logo (a pair of nerdy glasses with eyes) ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ‘€

Image of Scott Rogowsky in a blue suit printed all over with the Play Savvy logo (a pair of nerdy glasses with eyes) ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ‘€

Iโ€™m making a special International Womenโ€™s Day appearance with everybodyโ€™s favorite quiz daddy, Scott Rogowski (!!) tonight on the new Play Savvy app (one might call it a cousin to HQ trivia)

Live trivia starts at 6pm pacific time! Download the app now and get ready ๐Ÿค“

www.playsavvy.live

08.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 12935 ๐Ÿ” 4901 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 922 ๐Ÿ“Œ 695

This comment was really heartfelt and beautiful and made my week. Thank you ๐Ÿ’– (and btw, that scene with Daisy is still one my all-time favorites)

08.03.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I got my first confirmed studio booking in 10 months. Itโ€™s been almost a whole year since a porn studio paid me to work. Some industry folks have even told me they thought I retired again? ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Nope. But I know there are some companies that wonโ€™t hire me anymore because Iโ€™m not apolitical.

08.03.2026 06:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish (lol) but alas Iโ€™ve been far more financially stable than every man Iโ€™ve ever dated

08.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo credit: Alex Farias 

A photo of Siri Dahl posing in her backyard, wearing a Merlot colored velvet corset top, and holding her black cat Georgia Binx on her hip like a baby. A turquoise pool and several tall, green palm trees are visible in the background, slightly out of focus.

Photo credit: Alex Farias A photo of Siri Dahl posing in her backyard, wearing a Merlot colored velvet corset top, and holding her black cat Georgia Binx on her hip like a baby. A turquoise pool and several tall, green palm trees are visible in the background, slightly out of focus.

Big thank you to Alex Farias for the new profile photo ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

08.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 327 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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OnlyFans OnlyFans is the social platform revolutionizing creator and fan connections. The site is inclusive of artists and content creators from all genres and allows them to monetize their content while devel...

If you want to see the porns, Iโ€™m still actively shooting and releasing new scenes every month. I also do custom videos, 1:1 zoom calls, and dick ratings, all available on my OF at onlysiri.com ๐Ÿฅฐ

08.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Siri Before Dark | Patreon Host of First Thirst Podcast, content creator, ADHD queen

I know times are tough for all of us, and Iโ€™m getting hit hard as well. As a sex worker rights activist Iโ€™ve been doing more free labor than paid work since 2024 ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ if you want to support me in a place thatโ€™s not NSFW, my Patreon is a great option!

www.patreon.com/siridahl?utm...

08.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Femdom Humiliation Ritual for Trump Bootlickers - Little Dicks, Cucks, Betas and Losers Watch Femdom Humiliation Ritual for Trump Bootlickers - Little Dicks, Cucks, Betas and Losers on Pornhub.com, the best hardcore porn site. Pornhub is home to the widest selection of free Big Tits sex ...

send this video to a maga bootlicker who needs to get their shit together ๐Ÿงก @pornhub.com

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25.02.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Pink background with yellow and white text: 

Get a cameo in 24 hours or less
cameo.com/siridahl

Pink background with yellow and white text: Get a cameo in 24 hours or less cameo.com/siridahl

Tell your dad I said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ

v.cameo.com/e/jkkUxUXik1b

07.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Siri posing in black hiking outfit (with her butt exposed) in front of the sign entering Death Valley National Park

Siri posing in black hiking outfit (with her butt exposed) in front of the sign entering Death Valley National Park

A photo of Death Valley in the late afternoon ๐Ÿœ๏ธ

A photo of Death Valley in the late afternoon ๐Ÿœ๏ธ

Wild burros near Death Valley at dusk

Wild burros near Death Valley at dusk

there are two types of wild ass in Death Valley

07.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonโ€™t be going to XBIZ Miami this year ๐Ÿ’” Iโ€™ve gone the last 3 years, cohosted the Creator Awards 2 years ago, and Iโ€™ve always had such a great time! To all my fellow creators who are going, I hope you have a wonderful time, and best of luck at the XMA Creator Awards!

07.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debtโ€ฆ and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

07.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5062 ๐Ÿ” 1008 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 204 ๐Ÿ“Œ 506
Siri Dahl standing behind a bag of her public hair

Siri Dahl standing behind a bag of her public hair

Work day.

@siridahl.com

06.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ify with Siriโ€™s foot in his mouth holding the Foot Elite card.

Ify with Siriโ€™s foot in his mouth holding the Foot Elite card.

However, after sitting with this on my soul and consulting my legal team, I've decided to show you what I made. They may not have wanted this, but I feel like this belongs out in the world.

06.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 353 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

dildos

07.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you ๐Ÿ™ I would love to see the results of this poll if it was worded to clarify that romantasy novels and erotic literature also are considered โ€œpornโ€

05.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just recorded a super fun convo with @siridahl.com on this and other industry-related topics. Will be out soon!

05.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A collage of photos and box art from films including: 

Mรฉnage ร€ Trois by ForPlay Films featuring Demi Sutra, Kira Noir, Rob Piper
Valentin, Pierre & Catalina by Bruce LaBruce starring 
Threesomes by Sex School Hub starring  Lina Bembe, Parker Marx, Sadie Lune
3Some Collage by No_Pic_No_Chat
Midnight Tryst by ForPlay Films starring Davin Strong, Dillon Diaz, Siri Dahl
3 Deseos by Pornorama starring MdeMiedo, Satanguita, Virgenm0rena
Menage Versace by EdiyPorn starring Adelaide Novaes, Pierre Dog, Victor Shawer
Lust and Hate at the End of the World by BE:smut starring Annika, Hunter S. Johnson, Sofi
I really love_ Sharing Nico with Alice, starring Alice Berry, Muriel la Roja, Nico
Ouroboros by Vespรฉral, starring Bishop Black, Dante Dionys, Ursinae Vesperal
M.A.G.I.C.: Meet a Genie Into Color by BIJOU Gay Classics, Dwight Antoine starring Al Delphus, Andrew Pierce, Brent Stevens, Gene Lamar, Josef Log, Rico Jones

A collage of photos and box art from films including: Mรฉnage ร€ Trois by ForPlay Films featuring Demi Sutra, Kira Noir, Rob Piper Valentin, Pierre & Catalina by Bruce LaBruce starring Threesomes by Sex School Hub starring Lina Bembe, Parker Marx, Sadie Lune 3Some Collage by No_Pic_No_Chat Midnight Tryst by ForPlay Films starring Davin Strong, Dillon Diaz, Siri Dahl 3 Deseos by Pornorama starring MdeMiedo, Satanguita, Virgenm0rena Menage Versace by EdiyPorn starring Adelaide Novaes, Pierre Dog, Victor Shawer Lust and Hate at the End of the World by BE:smut starring Annika, Hunter S. Johnson, Sofi I really love_ Sharing Nico with Alice, starring Alice Berry, Muriel la Roja, Nico Ouroboros by Vespรฉral, starring Bishop Black, Dante Dionys, Ursinae Vesperal M.A.G.I.C.: Meet a Genie Into Color by BIJOU Gay Classics, Dwight Antoine starring Al Delphus, Andrew Pierce, Brent Stevens, Gene Lamar, Josef Log, Rico Jones

March 3rd is threesome day! If the fantasy of a mรฉnage ร  trois turns you on, find three-way erotica and sex ed guides on PinkLabel.TV.

Browse threesomes: ๐ŸŽฅ pinklabel.tv/on-demand/fi...

03.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 11788 ๐Ÿ” 3834 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 146 ๐Ÿ“Œ 177
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for โ€œArmageddon,โ€ Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been โ€œinundatedโ€ with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesusโ€ฆ

03.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 12834 ๐Ÿ” 6388 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1317 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4133
Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting Heโ€™ll Bomb Iran

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting Heโ€™ll Bomb Iran

Trump Wins $60 On Kalshi Betting Heโ€™ll Bomb Iran https://theonion.com/trump-wins-60-on-kalshi-betting-hell-bomb-iran/

02.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1817 ๐Ÿ” 205 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿฎ moo!

02.03.2026 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Siri sitting on a bed wearing a very racy ๐Ÿฎ cow cosplay lingerie set

Siri sitting on a bed wearing a very racy ๐Ÿฎ cow cosplay lingerie set

Going live on onlysiri.com in 20 minutes!

02.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 280 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0