My autism compels me to declare some insane shit at you, do you consent?
13.03.2026 23:51
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My autism compels me to declare some insane shit at you, do you consent?
feels like a euphemism
I support this
Shitty old bmw with a license plate that says OOMFIE
which one of you idiots is this
Him: what are you thinking about?
Me, trying to make the floaties in my eye fluid touch the corners like a dvd logo: you, obviously
Jeef
I miss when the most irritating thing on my feed was just pictures of people planking on dumb shit in public
Who is Archibald Asparagus from veggietales?
My mom used to buy her frequently used spices in bulk. Once she made tacos and I saw her haphazardly pull a jar of what she thought was taco seasoning out and seasoned the ground beef with it. It was cinnamon.
Mmmm seeds and stems
You could probably tell ChatGPT to make sure you get a 200k return on your taxes and nobody would check bc the IRS is currently a huge dumpster fire
Sprinting shits was my nickname in high school
I'm manifesting her shitting her pants on her drive home
Larry ripped a helium canister after finishing an entire blunt of Frankenstein’s Butthole by himself and floated two towns over. He's sleeping it off.
Drop kick her into the sun
What if we dropped bongs instead of bombs, pretty sure most of us could use it
Okay I'd listen to this, I've heard some bangers lately
"You say you love me, you ain't put me in Chanel" bitch I'm tryna be in a t-shirt cannon to the moon, not some overpriced sweatshop shit
You know what I could really use? A day in bed watching the price is right, Bob Barker style. I just know plinko could fix me. #spayandneuteryourpets
He did her dirty too, so we just talk about that when we both need a good laugh. Love to be a lady in 2026.
talking shit about my ex-husband with his mom is elite
What is Bitchface McGillicuddy?
The lord came back, sighed, and left again
I literally almost put a momtok member but shifted to Bible bitch Barbie. Excellent/terrible list
Jeef
Upside is I'm never waiting on any man's text and now I'm also mysterious (neglectful)
Not sure if it's all the weed I smoke or what, but I have lost object permanence. I can be in the middle of fantastic convo via text or social media and the moment I look away? you no longer exist sorry
Deathmaxxing bombmaxxing tjmaxxing
Who is in your nightmare blunt rotation? I'll go first. Karoline Leavitt, the 37 year old model who looks 17, my mom, my high school basketball coach, and uhhh... I guess genghis khan
