Goldilocs.

Protein MADNESS!

Spring is ass. The flowers are pretty though.

Denzel Washington has entered the chat

Verizon: Your bill is ready
Me: Well, I'm not

TSA Lines Are About To Get A Lot Worse Agents will miss their first full paycheck this week, and union officials say they expect resignations to start increasing if there's no resolution.

TSA lines at airports nationwide are about to get a whole lot worse

I still have a hard time spelling “vinyl” sometimes because English is the dumbest fucking language ever..

I’m putting an “i” where it phonetically makes a “y” sound and a “y” where it phonetically makes an “i” sound..

What is the cluster-fuck-semantics-potpourri-of-bastardized-languages..

Whoever did the sound/music on Courage the Cowardly Dog is a real clown

The kids at Abbott be going through it between those teachers and that principal

Florida and the Bronx really produce the nuttiest of people

Fuckin love her dawg lmfaoooooo

No it's really getting out of hand now. Like deadass.

Sucking fingers with dirt under the nail? Blocked.

Gov. Ivey commutes Charles ‘Sonny’ Burton’s death sentence For just the second time, Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has used her powers to order the commutation of a prisoner’s death sentence.

Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has commuted the death sentence of Charles “Sonny” Burton to life imprisonment

The 75-year-old was set to be executed even though he was not the person who shot and killed the victim

Elmiene is in the studio with Sampha. I can't wait for this

AI cameras are everywhere — and people are paying the price for their mistakes Flock Safety's license plate readers are used by police in thousands of communities. When the cameras make mistakes, the consequences can be severe.

“In a dozen instances, misreads by Flock's automated license plate readers, or a lack of verification by officers, resulted in people who hadn't committed crimes being stopped at gunpoint, sent to jail, or mauled by a police dog, among other outcomes.”

The tie has me crying

Shit is getting outta hand

Protein soda? Wtf?

The time change is messing with my brain

I woke up to go to the gym, saw how dark it still was and turned back over. I'll go tonight.

It's like Southwest is tarnishing their brand on purpose at this point

Thank you lol

Waking up sneezing is not it

@sleepyteach82.bsky.social Do you want to have sex?

we've got the #blockoftheday already, huh, @youer235.bsky.social ??

I ordered some bee pollen and I hope it helps with my allergies. I can already sense the shift in my sinuses & I'm not here for it

LMAOOO

Wtf is Quince? I thought they sold medicine

This is the end of the road for me lol

No Love Allowed by Rihanna on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 4:09

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We'll see how this goes!