Rowan Wilder

Have you read People We Meet On Vacation? It’s the first thing my mind goes to witH F2L! Warning: you will get sick of hearing the word Croatia.

I waited so long for this it was basically a seven-years-of-pining friends-to-lovers romance.

MY TIME HAS COME

This feels like when Bow Wow tweeted his retirement

May we all aspire to have a bannable laugh

I follow for birds

This one is truly the worst. I think it's the liquid. i can't

Yeah I find this one wholesome. I wonder if someone had to get their friend or partner to make the boats. I like the idea. boat party

what's the grapefruit equivalent of a dick measuring contest

Mary, please stop fingering the roses. 2/10

Carnivorious venus fly trap: Ominous. Excellent. Strangely fleshy. 6.5/10

404 Vagene Not Found: 10/10. Hilarious. Perfection. I have no notes.

I think it's sprinkles and honestly I'm down

Continuing the fruit pattern, we have this collection, which would be a fairly neutral 5/10 except for the weird includion of the measuring tape. Why are we measuring them? What's going on? Is this a context? 9/10 for confusion

Thigh glitter: 7/10. Artistic, intriguing. Is this about chub rub? Spotting? Something else? I'm a fan.

Diseased peach: no no no this is the stuff of nightmares 1/10

I like that this one looked at the previous one and said "no, pomegranates are not vaginal enough. We need to make a New Fruit." Again. WHY. 4.5/10

Pomegranate halves: the lawful neutral of vag stock photos. 6/10

Itchy grapefruit: 0/10 Hate. Hate! Like Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam, but for yeast infections

Cute lil origami boat vag: 6/10. I like this one because it means someone at the photoshoot took the time to fold a boat, which I think is funny. Also if you think about it, it's kind of a pun on labial folds.

Rating ridiculous stock photos of vaginas from women's magazines: a thread

WHAT’S HOTTER

I don't know how to explain this, but bluesky feels like how it felt to be 14 on the internet

between skeeting and what I just learned about Microsoft Zune's squirting, can the BlueSky hive mind please find a way to turn "full body orgasm" into a term for something on this website

omd y'all it's happening. blessed are the—

tbh it seems like the opinion of someone who does not have a lot to disagree with Nazis about

weirdly I'm a Nesta fan but I think it's because I'm more of a Gwyn in real life so I admire women who Take No Prisoners

(or do I just have the hots for Cassian 👀)

all I need to become famous on this app are 12 friends. i'm like jesus

I was like 6 years late to acotar, I can't believe I'm 6 months early to acotar bluesky

all hotness is confined to hellthread from now on

trying to find my Mary Oliver girlies. honk if you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves