SKULL: fun? mode

my first mistake was to decide oh im going to play conspiracy route.

V UNIR N OBZO.

it only took me. 5 organic failures to get here. orz.

my jokes. anyways god dammit how many choices could you even have to make takumi. spin kicks u

rirelbar tebj hc xvyyvat fverv vf svar vgf onfvpnyyl n zbeny uvtu tebhaq

guys i think i hate this route.

got held up but to be clear im still making these fucking 100 million choices in this 1 route. im choosing based on the opposite of my gut. nevermind i lied i'll see u in 2 minutes after this blows up in my face. sighs

laughing at myself man why did i do that.

ladder stitching my poor salamander i gutted a little bit thinking about this post the entire time . i foreshadowed in real life. come on.

yes i do why didnt i just put the plushie back in the dryer. why did i go well its a late night surgery i guess. it took someone elses input for me to go oh right i just can do the easy thing i did before. maybe hndr is made for me, guy who makes decisions as obtusely as possible

literally wasnt even up shit creek it was a normal creek. i took them out of the dryer early and instead of going well ive already put them in the dryer before now and they did alright and got mostly dry i unstitched one started taking the stuffing out to air dry before going wait. i can put it back

to be honest i shouldve thought of that sooner. well. i guess im already up shit creek i better start building that paddle

ok. it super wasnt the pillow case theyre stained forever. but theyre cleaner than they have been in years theoretically and now i just. need to make sure theyre not going to get moldy.

firstly god forbid a man be suspicious of everyone and secondly god forbid a man lie to avoid conflict.

they might as well have a little skull mark next to these choices and naturally instead of going aha the skull a mark of death i'd go oh boy thats me!!! and itd be the same damn outcome

how many immediate choices do i have to make here man come On

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME FAIL

svanyyl trggvat vagb gur pbafcvenpl ebhgr sbe erny naq urnevat gung gur "pyhrf" ner nyy ohyyfuvg gbb. frr zr crefbanyyl gnxhzv v jbhyqagir gehfgrq gung yvggyr sernx guvat ohg nyfb v qvq gel n srj gvzrf naq vg xvyyrq lbh. fb.

do i organically make poor choices..... no. its takumi whos wrong

genuinely how on earth do i keep picking the "fail immediately" option first this often.

hiruko ur room is desolate. its a wasteland. u can live better than this its ok.

shyyl gubhtug guvf guvat jnf anzrq tratb. yby. naljnlf gur T gb zr vzcyvrf guvf vf bar bs gur ohtf naq vz fpnerq. ab zber .

jryy v guvax v svavfurq xvyyvat tnzr. pbafcvenpl ebhgr sbe zr abj.... fvtu.

you know what actually im imagining a world where game devs are tasked with showing realistic death (again. or more often. bc of shit heads like me) and i think this is fine actually. its alright.

anyways. i know why they dont do this and its from experience of "if u add too many traits a dead body might actually have u get super grossed out instinctively" but its funny to me the mummies dont ever have any hair. like come on. i know its magical mummification but . come onn

well im going to continue the thread but always remember if u can see an action might benefit an empire avoid it. ok.

actually as an american i should get too into it. you can use "war crime/criminal" as a joke ig but its necessary u dont let those terms get diluted. removing urself from that is how the US gets away w it. if u dont understand what constitutes it the term/acts mean less. it benefits the US.

not to like get too into it but its interesting the perpetrators of those war crimes are the only ones who can determine when ones been committed. and often they ignore them. bc it benefits them. just a little interesting writing from this fictional game

the way this game uses the phrase war crimes/war criminals is so interesting bc the whole thing is one. right? and yet its only come up twice and once was moko telling yugamu war crimes were off the table. which is news.

love getting a battle u cant skip in this game its a treat every time bc u go oh i wonder whats new. and this time? whats new is im fucked so badly good luck shit heads