Amanda Bouldin

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Birthday Haiku for @lemaybrandonj.bsky.social

est né en le june
mais non, they named him Lemay
let’s go, birthday boy

#AnnexNH

GOPers gonna see your post and start eating from ant traps 👀👀👀

Pet Tip:
Once a month, I give my dogs ivermectin *just in case* they were exposed to COVID.
And they’ve never once come down with it. Works like a charm!

A graph showing the number of people named Miles born per hour. It has grown exponentially since 1980.

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

Ancient peoples:
They’re just like us!

My hottest take is that nothing makes any sense at all outside of the context of the constantly increasing value of human life, but that increase in value is so invisible (and exists in a world that was built for previous, lower values) that we constantly think the opposite has happened.

did Hank Green just tell me that I’ll die without ever finding out

just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚

I’ll probably never un-hear it now

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. @davidmcraney.bsky.social hear me out: suicidality is the Dunning Kruger Effect

Jamelle, bud, don’t ever visit the NH House of Representatives. You’ll have an aneurism.

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One of my name twins once got a bitter, drunken, rambling email from my old roommate. Other Amanda Bouldin mentioned it to me, but never forwarded it. Makes me wonder just how many people have told “me” off over the years.

Benedict Cumberbatch is just my dad at 18 yaasified

I figure Canada would love to annex us. We already have maple syrup, hockey, flannel….

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That’s why I’m launching the #AnnexNH movement
TAKE US
PLEASE

If I’m lucky, GenCourt won’t be updated with the current list of lawmakers until /after/ we get our maple syrup bribes in the mail. #NHPolitics

Four pieces of mail erroneously addressed to a state representative because GenCourt IT *STILL* hasn’t updated the list of current lawmakers

When your ex doesn’t update their emergency contact

Wow according to my weather app there’s drones everywhere!!!!!!
I circled a few

. @nuttia.bsky.social and I got to meet the newborns… @andysylvianh.bsky.social and Candace asked us not to post any photos.

I’m hoping this pic complies with the spirit of the rule, as it definitely does not comply with the letter 😇 😍

#NHPolitics #MHT

“Big Parma”? Faux outrage manufactured by Big Ranch!
@jessica4nh.bsky.social

NH Republicans backtrack on election promises, propose new abortion restrictions Top New Hampshire reproductive rights leaders are decrying recently filed bills by state Republicans that would further roll back abortion and reproductive

Despite spending big on ads in 2024 promising they wouldn't, NH Republicans have filed multiple 2025 bills to restrict abortion rights, including a travel ban and mandatory anti-abortion curriculum in schools. #NHPolitics granitepostnews.com/2024/12/11/n...

Satanic Temple Puts Up Display Outside NH State House The Satanic Temple of New Hampshire and Vermont (TST) installed a satanic holiday display outside the New Hampshire State Capitol building in Concord on Saturday night in an attempt to criticize the C...

I leave and NOW y’all aren’t boring???

I thought red food coloring was made from beetles