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Daim (ex machina)

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The Sausage King of Santa Cruz. Definitely a person. Living my best life on the best coast at the worst time. Mountain bikes, coffee, DnB, general tomfoolery, Oxford comma, and synthesizers. Old enough to know better.

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two men are sitting on the porch of a brick house and one of them is saying watch this Alt: two men are sitting on the porch of a brick house and one of them is saying watch this
13.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
12.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPint of bitter… <snap> <snap> In a thin glass!”

11.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe in you. Go get β€˜em!

08.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

There are always monsters around.

03.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like a bicycle pannier shaped like a propane tank.

01.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Sounds good!

01.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rad! Missing riding trails at the moment. Hope to be back to it soon!

01.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The 80’s motivational soundtrack to your life that you never knew you needed.

28.02.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
15 Storey Halo
15 Storey Halo YouTube video by ABC - Topic

youtu.be/0kgCwjyzKRY?...

28.02.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting at their desks in a classroom with the words how you gonna get them off nerd . Alt: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at their desks in a classroom with the words how you gonna get them off nerd .
25.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doh! Can’t tomorrow. That’s a bummer as it sounds like perfect riding weather!

22.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me?

22.02.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had to break out my crank puller recently to put some Praxis cranks on the CYC Photon 2. Been literally years since I have needed to use it! #ISISLives

21.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never Fight a Man with a Perm by IDLES on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2018 Β· Duration 3:48

This morning required Idles.

21.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stereotypes have a habit of playing themselves out, don’t theyβ€½ #tesladrivers

20.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I used to commute in the valley I saw it all: Eating breakfast off a plate with knife and fork, writing code on a laptop, participating in video meetings, watching movies, applying makeup, reading massive binders of documents. Obviously not all together, but still. #TeslaDrivers

17.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I own more than 4 bicycles in my lunchtime πŸ˜ƒ

07.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Muppet sideways eye meme. The average person only owns four bicycles in their life.

The Muppet sideways eye meme. The average person only owns four bicycles in their life.

07.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 18

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

07.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. It's almost Spring-like outside.
Too soon!
I haven't finished wallowing in my customary, bleak, new year grimness yet. I feel cheated.

03.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Sintered all the way baby!

29.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be careful out there! I don’t ride if it’s less than 60Β° 🀣

27.01.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now those I could take a punt on!

25.01.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been curious about them for years. I think they would likely work well on the Krampus but they are a bit spendy to take a punt on.

25.01.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are those Jones H-Bars?

25.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Many packs of rapscallions around my way on e-motos going waaaaay faster than 30mph. Usually pulling wheelies in the road rather than the bike lane so not bothering me; Darwinian evolution at work. That said, I also see a lot of sensible kids on e-bikes so it’s not all bad.

23.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Class III trash cans. *smh*

23.01.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0