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Formerly @WeakJoke on Twitter. Advocate for boring gays. Chicagoland sketch/improv comedy writer/performer. Striving for a greater degree of jocularity. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ, she/her. Animal.

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Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how's the DOW?

12.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says my goodness what an idea why didn 't i think of that Alt: Hank Scorpio says "My goodness, what an idea! Why didn 't i think of that?"

The feds right now

06.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The revolution will not be published.

06.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can listen to years of Off Book and zip it.

06.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Flyers mascot gritty in a store surrounded by Gritty toys

The Flyers mascot gritty in a store surrounded by Gritty toys

Itty Bitty Gritty Committee

06.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be rude. I hope McConnell never has to go to the hospital again.

04.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, I wouldn't be expecting you to pick a fight or anything. Just curious about the level of gossip.

01.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scott Thompson tweet: "I stand with Graham Linehan"

Scott Thompson tweet: "I stand with Graham Linehan"

Anything about this?

01.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She was a hero of mine as long as I can remember. It hurts.

31.01.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

31.01.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 6436 πŸ” 1636 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I asked Grok to watch the videos for me. It told me they're about lebensraum and then showed me a vore fetish video of Wednesday Addams being erotically devoured by the Slimer

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When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take) YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs

27.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, ICE is a failed experiment. Reform isn't possible.

24.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The transphobes will be furious when I'm cast to play Ginger in a Gilligan's Island reboot.

24.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫢 πŸ₯°

21.01.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 2222 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 12
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This comment from the Auschwitz Maemorial FB page is VERY important to read today in America.

09.01.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1111 πŸ” 424 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 15

Nice salad.

01.01.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow.

06.12.2025 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As mayor of San Francisco he was dating a teenager (and this is after he got divorced).

14.11.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Bedtime stories.

12.11.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's pretty!

06.10.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So then I says to Mabel, I says-

01.10.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
As you may be aware, funding for some government agencies, including portions of the Department of Veterans Affairs, expired at midnight this morning.

President Trump opposes a lapse in appropriations, and on September 19, the House of Representatives passed, with the Trump Administration's support, a clean continuing resolution to fund the government through November 21. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands.

During the current lapse in funding, the vast majority of VA benefits and services will continue uninterrupted, but the government shutdown is not without consequences to VA. Here is what you need to know:

As you may be aware, funding for some government agencies, including portions of the Department of Veterans Affairs, expired at midnight this morning. President Trump opposes a lapse in appropriations, and on September 19, the House of Representatives passed, with the Trump Administration's support, a clean continuing resolution to fund the government through November 21. Unfortunately, Democrats are blocking this Continuing Resolution in the U.S. Senate due to unrelated policy demands. During the current lapse in funding, the vast majority of VA benefits and services will continue uninterrupted, but the government shutdown is not without consequences to VA. Here is what you need to know:

VA emails have gone full Trump propaganda

01.10.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.09.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 2541 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

If something were to happen to me, it'll never be "too soon" to politicize. Politicize it loudly and immediately.

19.09.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Prepositions hit different

18.09.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the hormones coursing through my veins, the Emmys memorial didn't get me

But Stephen has me straight up sobbing

15.09.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus OREM, UTβ€”As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

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